HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

Okay so I was bored online and I wanted to see if NAMBLA was a real organization. And it turns out it was, however i didn't know the NAMBLA site and/or Google was being watched by the feds. So today while I'm at work the feds call my house and speak to my dad. My dad finds a .txt with NAMBLA's phone number in it and I guess he tells them about it. He told me that he is going to have to talk with the FBI latter. Should I be worried about them searching my computer? Or anything else like that?

[ryanfido]

Yes, format immediately. Nambla is child pron. Well, it's moderately close. And they'll take your PC to make sure you don't have any child pron. But if you have anything else, you will be nailed for it.


I would seriously consider just burning your computer, even the keyboard. you know, to get all the cacti out.

[rbcp]

Your dad is lying to you.  The feds don't visit you just because you visit a website once.  And even if they did, they're not that quick.

[gangals]

Yes, format immediately.

Just to point out. Formating won't do diddley crap, you would want to wipe the drive to at least DoD 5220.22-M standards.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

And even if they did, they're not that quick.

It was a coupe weeks ago I went to the site. Would they need a warrant to search my PC? And also is a minor aloud to be in the possession of pr0n? (not saying any of this stuff refers to me.).

Maybe Anti-Hacker is turning people in.

[ryanfido]

Yes, format immediately.

Just to point out. Formating won't do diddley crap, you would want to wipe the drive to at least DoD 5220.22-M standards.

If you haven't noticed, I was making fun of him. I understand what needs to be done in that kind of situation.

[Tachyon]

Sounds like your dad is full of crap. There's no real kiddie porn on the NAMBLA site; if there was it'd be taken down in a second.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

I never said It was for kiddie porn. Apparently you guys don't know what NAMBLA stands for, North American Man Boy Love Association. I'm thinking now that they just wanted to make sure I wasn't with a man, or my dad with a boy.

[splynt0r]

a) your dad is full of sh*t
b)"they" will not visit you for google ing a site once.
c)If you ever are in a situation like that , burn though your HDs with thermite , then microwave it , then throw it in a lake . after that i suggest heading for Mexico.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

Okay I also am in trouble for hardcore misuse of the IPrelay services. He just mentioned that today.

[amazing_ned]

That might do it before visiting NAMBLA would, but I still don't see feds getting involved unless you have a taste for bomb threats and other stupid shit you shouldn't do.

At the last place I worked, we'd daily set each other's active desktops and home pages to NAMBLA, the Black Panthers, Pink-Eyed Sluts (the funniest fetish site I've seen), and others. None of us got any nice visits.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

They said using an IPrelay service over and over again ,over long time periods such as overnight.

[ryanfido]

They said using an IPrelay service over and over again ,over long time periods such as overnight.

Well your deaf girlfriend wanted to have phonesex so what?

[rbcp]

You keep leaving stuff out.  Like having credit card numbers.  Now deaf relay.  They're definitely not visiting because you visited a website, though.  Are you sure your dad's not just looking at your browser history, seeing what you're up to, and then telling you these things to scare you into not doing them?

[Raptor]

This is what happens when kids watch south park.