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Offline Altalp

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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2007, 08:48:20 AM »
Session Start (altalp_752_platla@hotmail.com:PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: Sun Feb 11 09:40:40 2007
[09:40] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: altap I need you
[09:40] sarah: what
[09:40] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: the FBI may search my pc
[09:41] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK : should I be worried about deleting my "mp3 collectio"
[09:41] sarah: yes
[09:41] sarah: you should just pull the harddrive
[09:41] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: really?
[09:42] sarah: yeah
[09:42] sarah: and get some thermite
[09:42] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: really though?
[09:42] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: I cant hide it?
[09:42] sarah: nah
[09:42] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: ok now what if "my freind" has cc numbers
[09:42] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: shoud those be burnt
[09:42] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: even though he never used them
[09:42] sarah: "my friend"
[09:43] sarah: ?
[09:43] sarah: are we going to have that kind of conversation
[09:43] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: yeah
[09:43] sarah: because that is fucking annoying
[09:43] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: okok we wont
[09:43] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: sbut should I be worried about that
[09:43] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: not saying I have them
[09:44] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: ?
[09:45] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: ???
[09:46] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: Altap.
[09:46] sarah: you are just too cool for me
[09:46] sarah: i cant talk to you
[09:46] sarah: sorry
[09:46] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: im not cool
[09:46] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: im not coolk
[09:46] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: im a loser
[09:47] sarah: yes you are..  because you have the FBI after you
[09:47] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: do you know any legalitys of using an ip relay system over and over again calling one number overnight
[09:49] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: am I in beg trouble?
[09:50] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: Altap
[09:50] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: will you answer me
[09:50] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: please/
[09:52] sarah: i told you what to do
[09:53] sarah: you just dont listen
[09:53] sarah: thermite
[09:53] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: cant i just delete my hd?
[09:53] sarah: My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. no
[09:53] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: and then why not?
[09:53] sarah: when you delete.. its not gone
[09:53] sarah: it just tells the computer that that space can be used
[09:53] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: ill delete it with dos
[09:53] sarah: thermite
[09:54] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: what about my external hd
[09:56] sarah: thermite
[09:57] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: Window Washer
[09:57] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: that wont work?
[09:58] sarah: thermite
[10:00] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: im gonna delete windows
[10:00] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: then run (Link: http://www.tolvanen.com/eraser/)http://www.tolvanen.com/eraser/
[10:01] sarah: youre stupid
[10:01] PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: why?
[10:01] sarah: do you not know anything
[10:01] sarah: FUCKING THERMITE BITCH
[10:03] *** "PHISH "Nico" PHREAK" signed off at Sun Feb 11 10:03:56 2007.
Session Close (PHISH "Nico" PHREAK: Sun Feb 11 10:17:26 2007
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2007, 08:55:11 AM »
This is the best thread ever created on the forums.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2007, 09:11:55 AM »
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2007, 09:17:32 AM »
I predict someone here is going to destroy Jesus Phreak.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2007, 10:13:01 AM »
Okay this is exactly what my dad told me.

The FBI is going to talk to him, I'm not sure when where or if their will be any searches involved. He told me that they want to talk to him about major abuse of IP relay services and going to the NAMBLA site.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2007, 10:18:16 AM »
You are done for.

You might as well just end your life now.

*rainbowsmiley*
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2007, 10:37:33 AM »
I suggest you start heading for Mexico and take you're PC with you.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2007, 10:50:00 AM »
Quote from: murd0c on February 11, 2007, 08:55:11 AM
This is the best thread ever created on the forums.

Seconded
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2007, 11:46:58 AM »
Just a thought: When you think the feds are investigating you and will visit you soon, it's probably not the best idea to admit, on a public forum, that you have credit card numbers.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2007, 11:57:17 AM »
Quote from: rbcp on February 11, 2007, 08:31:43 AM
You keep leaving stuff out.  Like having credit card numbers.  Now deaf relay.  They're definitely not visiting because you visited a website, though.  Are you sure your dad's not just looking at your browser history, seeing what you're up to, and then telling you these things to scare you into not doing them?

that is such a funny point.. I bet you hit it right on the nose. Not because you're clever, but because it's YOUR son on the forums and you just haven't caught on.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2007, 03:51:48 PM »
Quote from: PHISH-PHREAK on February 11, 2007, 01:55:21 AM
I never said It was for kiddie porn. Apparently you guys don't know what NAMBLA stands for, North American Man Boy Love Association. I'm thinking now that they just wanted to make sure I wasn't with a man, or my dad with a boy.

I'm well aware of what it stands for, but it's not illegal in the least to visit the site.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2007, 05:34:07 PM »
Dude, I'm afraid you've gotten yourself into too much trouble.There's no way out. You've chosen your path, and now you're stuck with it.

 Even if you don't end up in prison, the records of this will follow you for the rest of your life. Everywhere you go, everyone's gonna know that you're really a closet chicken-boy who yearns for a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fuggle you all night long. The only options left are either jailhouse punk or suicide. So unless you like taking huge black cock up your dumper, you'd better just off yourself now.

My recommendation is to either jerk off with a Dominick's produce bag over your head or start sucking tailpipe, cuz you're obviously too much of a pussy to shoot yourself in the head.

Again, I'm truly sorry. Better luck in the next life.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2007, 05:36:26 PM by Colonel Panic »
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2007, 05:42:08 PM »
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Everywhere you go, everyone's gonna know that you're really a closet chicken-boy who yearns for a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fuggle you all night long.

The funniest thing said in the funniest thread ever.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »
Quote from: LordNod on February 11, 2007, 05:42:08 PM
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Everywhere you go, everyone's gonna know that you're really a closet chicken-boy who yearns for a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fuggle you all night long.

The funniest thing said in the funniest thread ever.

I am actually a dirty closet chickenboy, unlike most of us, I do have a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fugle me all fucking night long. Oh yeah, it rocks hard.
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Re: HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2007, 06:27:40 PM »
Quote from: murd0c on February 11, 2007, 06:20:15 PM
Quote from: LordNod on February 11, 2007, 05:42:08 PM
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Everywhere you go, everyone's gonna know that you're really a closet chicken-boy who yearns for a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fuggle you all night long.

The funniest thing said in the funniest thread ever.

I am actually a dirty closet chickenboy, unlike most of us, I do have a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fugle me all fucking night long. Oh yeah, it rocks hard.


I stand corrected. That's the funniest thing said in the funniest thread ever. Mostly because it's true.

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