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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1245 on: August 18, 2008, 12:12:01 PM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1246 on: August 18, 2008, 06:28:06 PM »
Which is why I believe if you run through an abortion clinic like clock work it should be law that you have to either have your tubes tied, or the man who keeps knocking you up, assuming he's the same, needs to have his testicles tied. There are places and hospitals that do abortions for free if you're under a certain income line. Sex is free, so poor idiots and under-aged mongrels will fuck each others brains out until they realize they should've used a rubber or another form of contraception.

Guy I worked with thought it was funny that he and some chick he was screwing were on their sixth abortion. Just joked and laughed about it, said it didn't cost her or him a dime because they were so broke. He also refuses to wear a condom or practice any form of safe sex. Says a pill kills the mood and a condom doesn't feel good. The abortions were free, so that meant I was footing the bill any time I paid taxes. That logic can go right out the damn window for all I care.

The new rule really should be after your third or fourth abortion of the year you get your tubes tied so you don't waste resources. After all they're not going to keep any children they create anyway.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1247 on: August 18, 2008, 07:03:53 PM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1248 on: August 18, 2008, 07:21:02 PM »
I've heard statistical correlations made between the nationwide crime decrease in the US and the de-criminalization of abortion because a lot of those criminals who should have been out committing crimes weren't born at all.


Yes, you can read more about it in the book I've been meaning to read, Freakonomics.

Also about how prochoicers are killing their own kind :D

Personally, I think  abortion is murder and I think the whole attempt to delineate when it is a "life" is a red herring. However, I am staunchly prochoice. I can see the practicality of abortion and don't have the irrational belief that I can or should control what other people do.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1249 on: August 18, 2008, 07:39:47 PM »
Seat-belt laws

Helmet laws

Drug laws

And the biggie... The "you can't commit suicide" law (cause we like our worker-bees way too much for that tyvm)

And many more I don't feel like putting the energy into listing :)


I can see though, that not destroying new human life is something we wouldn't want to further burden people's liberties with. Good thing we're not talking about a Polar Bear's fetus, THEN there would be hell to pay! ;)



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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1250 on: August 18, 2008, 10:55:11 PM »
Helmet laws make a lot of sense. There's only one thing separating your skull from the asphalt: a lair of skin. Then again if you don't want to use helmets, then sucks to be you. I personally just don't ride motorcycles. I'm a coward.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1251 on: August 19, 2008, 03:00:02 PM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1252 on: August 19, 2008, 11:32:48 PM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1253 on: August 19, 2008, 11:48:21 PM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1254 on: August 20, 2008, 12:39:37 AM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1255 on: August 20, 2008, 12:45:53 AM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1256 on: August 20, 2008, 12:49:48 AM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1257 on: August 20, 2008, 02:26:53 AM »
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I just don't dig on having to clean that mess up later. I think the whole reason such laws are in place are for a sort of sub-text to the no suicide rule.

I also went to school with a guy who went through a van when he made an illegal turn. Wasn't wearing a helmet and was super dead before the ambulance could arrive. There would be pity for him, but he was a prick in school.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1258 on: August 20, 2008, 02:37:12 AM »
Fuck helmet laws. If I get too stoned to ride a bike properly (virtually impossible I assure you) and fell over and smashed my brain all over a fire hydrant (oooh oooh or went off the side into an ONCOMING BUS and I go flying bike and all through the bike and my body gets all sliced up and every single person on the bus goes crazy from seeing it), nobody will be hurt but me. Human bodies just aren't that dangerous from the perspective of armored steel cages travelling in excess of fifty miles per hour, and I see no reason to impede Darwin here.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1259 on: August 20, 2008, 07:20:20 AM »
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So... tl;dr abortion and helmet laws are dumb?
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