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Offline MIB

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1425 on: November 07, 2008, 04:54:53 PM »
1426

What's the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute?

 :nonsense:

 :nonsense:

The young one uses Vaseline and the old one uses Poli-Grip.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1426 on: November 07, 2008, 05:52:32 PM »
1427

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1427 on: November 08, 2008, 06:22:34 AM »
1427

1428 is the number of people killed during my raid on the national monument.

I still feel no remorse for their death or my actions.

Fuck 'em.

I'm rich now.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1428 on: November 08, 2008, 07:52:28 AM »
1429.

insert quip here.

Careful Nod.  He's just a very clever spambot. 

Your moms a spambot.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1429 on: November 08, 2008, 08:42:17 AM »
1429.

i njoy taterr totts.

1430

So do I.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1430 on: November 08, 2008, 09:20:22 AM »
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1431 on: November 08, 2008, 11:49:30 AM »
Napoleon Dynamite once stuffed 1,432 taterr totts in his pocket.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1432 on: November 10, 2008, 01:05:41 AM »
1433
I HATE the bridge.
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1433 on: November 10, 2008, 08:03:55 AM »
143434343434343434343434343434....

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1434 on: November 10, 2008, 12:21:24 PM »
1435

143434343434343434343434343434....

Someone slap her... she's skipping...

Jesus Fucking Christ! Are you an idiot or just trying to be funny?

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1435 on: November 10, 2008, 01:57:52 PM »
The number you have dialed -- 1436 -- is not in service. Please check the number and dial again.

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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1436 on: November 10, 2008, 02:29:38 PM »

Someone slap her... she's skipping...


Am not. You're seeing double. :o Am not. You're seeing double. :o

1437

Edit Edit: Never mind.
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1437 on: November 10, 2008, 03:22:13 PM »
1438

Am not. You're seeing double. :o Am not. You're seeing double. :o

Damn... must all the Stacker IIIs I am own... was that enough 'I''s  *hippy*
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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1438 on: November 10, 2008, 04:30:32 PM »
What does a honeymoon and a snow storm have in common?

 *rainbowsmiley*
 :nonsense:
 ;D

You don't how many inches you're gonna get and how long it's gonna last.


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Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1439 on: November 10, 2008, 04:59:01 PM »
I mean, 14.40. Like teh modem speed back in teh day.

ARG!@#$