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Offline gangals

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CaCtus monkey?
« on: March 16, 2007, 08:02:21 PM »
If an intoxicated female monkey's was to drink the water from the innards of a cactus, could the monkey's offspring legally be called "CaCtus monkeys"?
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Re: CaCtus monkey?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2007, 08:13:15 PM »
Quote from: gangals on March 16, 2007, 08:02:21 PM
If an intoxicated female monkey's was to drink the water from the innards of a cactus, could the monkey's offspring legally be called "CaCtus monkeys"?

Definitely NOT, especially legally.  If the monkey had sex with the cactus and it was her baby-daddy, then maybe you could call it that.  But then and only then.

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Re: CaCtus monkey?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 08:14:32 PM »
Would the cactus have to pay child support?
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Re: CaCtus monkey?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 08:19:54 PM »
Quote from: rbcp on March 16, 2007, 08:14:32 PM
Would the cactus have to pay child support?

Court systems usually favor the cactus in those kinds of cases (the mom is usually bananas), so it is likely the cactus would have custody. 

In those rare cases where the monkey gets custody, then hellz yeah.

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Re: CaCtus monkey?
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2007, 01:40:48 AM »
I for one would most definitely NOT want to fuck a Cactus  :-X
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Re: CaCtus monkey?
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2007, 11:45:34 AM »
Why not? it would be fun.
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