I bet your boobs are the greatest!

[kelsokid18]

Can we have pics of your boobies?

[jammie]

Can we have pics of your boobies?

No! Then I'll never win American Idol!



You are 100% able to give ME pics of YOUR boobies.  Thanks for writing!

Love,
jammie

[M-26-7]

Just give her your street address and she'll send some P-500 Pictures right there.

[kelsokid18]

OMG HAX!  I didn't start this thread!!!

[jammie]

OMG HAX!  I didn't start this thread!!!

No need to be embarrassed.  Remember, even if you think the question is stupid, I bet there's someone else on here who wants to know the answer and is just too afraid to ask, kelsokid :)18

[kelsokid18]

You ain't PLA unless you've propositioned Jammie.   I must have big enough balls to do so!!!

[Nod]

Jammie, will you go in with me on a small investment on some business ventures? kthnxbye


NOTE- I am now PLA because I have propositioned Jammie

[kelsokid18]

I didn't specify the type of proposition.  I guess business propositions are acceptable.

[Nod]

Yeah, next time you'll be more specific won't you?



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[jammie]

Jammie, will you go in with me on a small investment on some business ventures? kthnxbye


NOTE- I am now PLA because I have propositioned Jammie

1. Welcome to the club!  You are now PLA!
2. I already invest in Small Cap mutual funds, so I'm going to decline.  Thanks though!

[Nod]

2. I already invest in Small Cap mutual funds, so I'm going to decline.  Thanks though!

What a terrible Jew I am that I don't know what a Small Cap Mutual Fund is.

[frog]

Love,
jammie

Hey, aren't you my ex-girlfriend?

[kelsokid18]

Yeah, next time you'll be more specific won't you?



Post Script- Why don't you use the UBB code to link to unnamed forums in your sig? I don't want people to know that I'm lame and am using proboards .My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself..

I suck at UBB codez, whats the code for it?

[jammie]

What a terrible Jew I am that I don't know what a Small Cap Mutual Fund is.

Dear LordNod,

That's what I'm here for!  In "Smart Women Finish Rich" by David Bach, it says that one should always have a little money invested in Small Cap funds, especially if one is young (since they are so volatile).  A Small Cap fund is:

A mutual fund that invests primarily in stocks of companies whose market value is less than $1 billion.Small-cap stocks historically have been more volatile than large-cap stocks, and oftenperform differently from the overall market.

I am currently invested in the Fidelity Advisor Small Cap Fund (FSCTX).  It did only so so for me last yr though.

In any case, I highly recommend everyone start planning for retirement EARLY no matter what your age or occupation or income.  Remember, Social Security is meant to SUPPLEMENT one's pension, not become a substitute for it.

Love,
jammie

[Nod]

Everyone knows that there's no money in social security. It's just a bunch of paper bonds that George W. Bush tells us is worthless.....


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