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What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« on: March 21, 2007, 05:09:41 PM »
Like what should I put on it? I don't want to hear any bs about how "it's a matter of opinion" or whatever. There's got to be a best way. Is it ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato and cheese, or am I doing it wrong? I guess what I'm asking is, if Jesus were here, what would He put on his hamburger?

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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2007, 05:38:57 PM »
Quote from: mr_doc on March 21, 2007, 05:09:41 PM
if Jesus were here, what would He put on his hamburger?

Pork Rinds.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 06:01:33 PM »
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 06:23:14 PM »
I give the zit-faced fuck at the window $3.25 and he gives me a burger!
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM »
Quote from: mr_doc on March 21, 2007, 05:09:41 PM
Like what should I put on it? I don't want to hear any bs about how "it's a matter of opinion" or whatever. There's got to be a best way. Is it ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato and cheese, or am I doing it wrong? I guess what I'm asking is, if Jesus were here, what would He put on his hamburger?

Thanks!

Dear mr_doc,

If I were Jesus, I'd say you want a big fat grilled medium rare burger, beef chuck (mmm fatty goodness), with a soft sesame bun, melted cheddar or american cheese on both sides, with lettuce, tomato, ketchup and mayo.



Oh, and to have it taste REALLY good, have someone else make it for you.  Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

Love,
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 06:58:48 PM »
Quote from: jammie on March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Oh, and to have it taste REALLY good, have someone else make it for you.  Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

Kinda contridictoring yourself there Jammie
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 07:02:58 PM »
I fix my burgers with soldering irons and large wrenches.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 07:30:22 PM »
Quote from: gangals on March 21, 2007, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: jammie on March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Oh, and to have it taste REALLY good, have someone else make it for you.  Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

Kinda contridictoring yourself there Jammie

I am?  I just find that when I cook, I get sick of being by the ingredients so long so I'm not as hungry and the food doesn't taste as good.  Everything is better when I am super hungry and someone hands me something ready-made.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 07:34:45 PM »
Quote from: jammie on March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

hmm, now looking at it, I guess that comment could be taken either way, so I see what you mean now.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2007, 07:45:03 PM »
Quote from: Tachyon on March 21, 2007, 07:02:58 PM
I fix my burgers with soldering irons and large wrenches.

I read that as "large wenches."  I bet they make kick-ass burgers.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 07:45:40 PM »
Large wenches are probably the best kind.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2007, 04:46:10 AM »
Try cooking your meat with a blow torch, a friend of mine did this on a camping trip and ended up with food poisoning :D   ( great for a few days of work ( school ))
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 01:15:07 PM »
I've eaten hotdogs I cooked with a blowtorch, and corndogs browned on the outside with a plain old lighter. They tasted a bit carbonized but other than that okay and I never got sick.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2007, 01:36:02 PM »
I'm just happy that Jesus doesn't like pickles.
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Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2007, 01:36:52 PM »
Quote from: Tachyon on March 22, 2007, 01:15:07 PM
I've eaten hotdogs I cooked with a blowtorch

You didn't cook the hot dogs, you reheated them...

Hot dogs are precooked.
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