Author Topic: What's the best way to strangle someone?  (Read 5144 times)

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What's the best way to strangle someone?
« on: April 06, 2007, 05:17:51 PM »
Is it the air choke (trach choke) or the blood choke? Visit here if you don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe you could ask your dad, (even though cops aren't legally allowed to do this)?
In a perfect world I would be able to force-choke people via tcp/ip, but since Jesus doesn't love me I need to know which method works best. Your thoughts on the subject are appreciated.
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Re: What's the best way to strangle someone?
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2007, 05:25:51 PM »
Well the air choke seems to be the way to go due to the fact that you're cutting off the oxygen flow to the brain and such.  I think this would be most effective in killing someone.               now if you don't want to kill them use the blood choke.

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Re: What's the best way to strangle someone?
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2007, 07:09:38 PM »
Obviously you didn't read what the blood choke was.

I'd go with the blood choke, preferably the rear naked choke. I've used it in almost every fight I've ever been in and it's good for incapacitating an opponent. I like to step in and grab their waist while using a leg sweep and pushing off with my other leg to throw them off balance. Then you want to be behind them and wrap your arm around their neck so that your elbow is at their adams apple and your bicep is on the carotid artery. Now wrap your legs around their torso so that your body is scrunched up a little. Now your going to stretch your body out while simultaneously flexing your bicep and pulling on the arm that is around the victims attackers throat at the place where your hand is locked onto your wrist. That's how I did it anyways.
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Re: What's the best way to strangle someone?
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2007, 01:38:49 AM »
I,Myself am not a big fan of strangulation, If there happens to be snow around , go Russian and make a snowball and ram it down the chosen ones throat, the victim dies, then the snow melts.  ;D

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Re: What's the best way to strangle someone?
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2007, 10:20:11 AM »
Is it the air choke (trach choke) or the blood choke? Visit here if you don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe you could ask your dad, (even though cops aren't legally allowed to do this)?
In a perfect world I would be able to force-choke people via tcp/ip, but since Jesus doesn't love me I need to know which method works best. Your thoughts on the subject are appreciated.

Dear mr_doc,

In this edition of "Ask jammie's dad," I have been informed that in the Police Academy they teach to choke from behind so you block the carotid artery and the person passes out in a minute.  The way my dad showed me, you put one arm around the person's neck and grab your other arm at like the forearm (that arm will be behind the person's back) and PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN and push it into the perp's head.  He also says you should press your body into the other person.  The reason for this is to protect your head and your "culliones" (My dad is from Brooklyn).

Hope this helps!  Thanks for the question!
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Re: What's the best way to strangle someone?
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2007, 08:12:45 PM »
I think he meant "cojones", pronounced spanish-style (my dad says that too, but he's from Alberta).
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Re: What's the best way to strangle someone?
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2007, 09:22:05 PM »
I think he meant "cojones", pronounced spanish-style (my dad says that too, but he's from Alberta).

No, he meant "culliones" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=culliones ;)
It's more Brooklyn Italian.