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Offline mrpeanut

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Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« on: April 17, 2007, 10:00:14 PM »
He tried to speak at VT today. They're going to be at the funerals.

"WBC will preach at the funerals of the Virginia Tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage April 16, 2007. You describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet. Your bloody tyrant Bush says he is 'horrified' by it all. You know nothing of horror -- yet. Your true horror is coming.  "They shall also gird themselves with sackloth, and horror shall cover them; and shame shall be upon all faces, and baldness upon all their heads" (Eze. 7:18). "

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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 10:20:43 PM »
I am sorry, I have a crack problem. Feel free to come and shoot me, put me out of my misery.  Shoot me in the face, please.
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 10:28:53 PM »
Can I have your autograph?
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2007, 10:30:21 PM »
You can have my babies.
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 05:22:55 AM »
Quote from: mrpeanut on April 17, 2007, 10:00:14 PM
He tried to speak at VT today. They're going to be at the funerals.

"WBC will preach at the funerals of the Virginia Tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage April 16, 2007. You describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet. Your bloody tyrant Bush says he is 'horrified' by it all. You know nothing of horror -- yet. Your true horror is coming.  "They shall also gird themselves with sackloth, and horror shall cover them; and shame shall be upon all faces, and baldness upon all their heads" (Eze. 7:18). "



See, that's the thing - except for the far-left liberal whackjobs and the extreme-right conservative fucktards (i.e. the Phelps!), liberals and conservatives agree - Fred Phelps and his inbred-clan of mutant extras from "The Hills Have Eyes" are fucking lunatics, and are wasting our air.

But, don't shoot them.  Beat them to death with blunt objects.
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2007, 04:05:52 PM »
There's also this fuckstick follower of Fred Phelps:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pi77koTk8mc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Pi77koTk8mc&rel=1</a>

Nonetheless, Fred's godhatesfags.com site says it all.
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 08:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Greed on April 26, 2007, 04:05:52 PM
There's also this fuckstick follower of Fred Phelps:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pi77koTk8mc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Pi77koTk8mc&rel=1</a>

Nonetheless, Fred's godhatesfags.com site says it all.
That's not just a follower, that's his daughter.

They're all fucking insane.
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2007, 05:17:17 AM »
There's a video where some lady on Fox News debates Fred's daughter and they quickly start ranting back and forth incoherently...it was like in the third Hannibal movie when he's practically the hero because Mason Verger is such a huge asshole. They sounded like a couple of two year olds arguing about whose imaginary friend could kick whose imaginary friend's ass.

Didn't some radio guy offer airtime to the Phelpses so they'd leave the VT people alone?
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2007, 06:22:20 AM »
Quote from: Tachyon on April 27, 2007, 05:17:17 AM
Didn't some radio guy offer airtime to the Phelpses so they'd leave the VT people alone?

Quite a few talk show hosts have been giving him airtime since the PA Amish school shoot-up to try and keep him and his crew from showing up...
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Re: Screw "anti-guns" someone shoot Fred Phelps already
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2007, 07:56:25 AM »
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fuckstick follower of Fred Phelps
That's what they should be officially called...  Coin the phrase!

I don't know about shooting him but the feel of his jaw on your fist would almost be worth the assault charge.  Fight evil!
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