mcdonalds prank call

[hails]

Hey,

I heard a prank call awhile back, it was this asian guy calling mcdonalds cause he thought somebody had put their hands down their pants and stuck it in the big mac. He thinks that somebody put pubes in it and wants some "componsate". If you have heard this or know of where I can downlad the file it would be great.

Thanks heaps guys

[ghostman]

Nah didn't hear that one... the "McDonald's call" we know is with this asshole: http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/PrankPhone/Prank%20Phone%20Calls%20-%20Mcdonald's%20Drive%20Thru.wav

I said GIMME A GODDAMN ORANGE.  WTFDYS?

[extension29100]

Being an order taker at a McDonald's myself, I can say pranksters like that aren't any more annoying than people who don't know how to order and who unintentionally drive us cashiers crazy.

[Tachyon]

Being a person who hates McDonalds on principle and by extension anyone associated with it, I intentionally drive cashiers crazy.

[BaconStrips]

McDonalds are great since they are so big they never question me when I tell them my order was messed up yesterday at noon and I want another meal now damn it!

There food is so-so usually, but it's damn good when Del Taco won't fall for the trick

[BaconStrips]

 

[ghostman]

I haven't eaten at McD's in over 8 years, since they stopped carrying "Fillet-o-Fetus" or whatever else I ask for...

Do you notice there's plenty of people that boycott McD's without quitting any of the others?  Hardee's, JackinBox, IHOP, Burger King + KFC really are just as disgusting... I don't understand this.

Neil Hamburger: "Why does KFC come in a bucket? - So you'll have somethin ta THROW UP IN afterwards!"

[frog]

Do you notice there's plenty of people that boycott McD's without quitting any of the others?  Hardee's, JackinBox, IHOP, Burger King + KFC really are just as disgusting... I don't understand this.

Exactly the same as animal rights activists having compassion for the dolphin caught in a tuna net but overlooking the billions of insects suffering genocide at the hands of crop-borne pesticides. Oh, Well, Flies aren't the same as dolphins.

[Tachyon]

I find their food gross, so I boycott it. It tastes like ass, and I don't like to eat food that tastes like ass. If I encounter another venue serving food that tastes similarily, I shall respond in kind. Case closed.

[Mr.Cactus]

Hate there food %100 haven't ate there in 8 years.

[Tachyon]

Being an order taker at a McDonald's myself, I can say pranksters like that aren't any more annoying than people who don't know how to order and who unintentionally drive us cashiers crazy.

Maybe you should burn down the restaurant.

[Nod]

You should call them and ask for McButtnuggets and then snicker into the mouth peice like you're being original.

[BaconStrips]

"Maybe you should burn down the restaurant."



I like this idea, and please don't forget to video the whole thing!

[extension29100]

You should call them and ask for McButtnuggets and then snicker into the mouth peice like you're being original.

A couple weeks ago someone in our drive-thru asked for a Big n' Nasty.  Occasionally we also get people who ask for a Whopper.  I always wonder how many of them aren't stupid and just do that because they hate us.

[503loser]

A couple weeks ago someone in our drive-thru asked for a Big n' Nasty.

Wow, if nasty is what they want, then feel free to give them something nasty.  Or, ask if they want extra boogers with the spitball sauce.

Occasionally we also get people who ask for a Whopper.  I always wonder how many of them aren't stupid and just do that because they hate us.

No, they're probably stupid.  Most people are.  In someone's infinite idea they're somehow called "customers."
A while back where I used to live, someone went through the drive through, then went into the place to complain they ordered "supersize" but the burger wasn't any bigger.  Dumbass.
Hell, it almost makes me want to add a thesaurus entry somewhere that lists customer as a synonym for stupid.