HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! That's great, give us all the classic line about calling the police. If you had a scrap of brain (which you haven't) inside your festering skull you'd realize that that has NEVER helped anyone. If you'd bothered to read any of the pages on this site before registering and shooting your mouth off, you'd realize that bad things happen to people who let associates of the PLA get ahold of their numbers....
Also, where the FUCK is that PDF?