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Offline z09

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Post your voicemail greeting!
« on: May 24, 2007, 03:42:24 PM »
There are many wacky people here, so with wacky people comes wacky voicemail greetings!  Use this thread to post your own voicemail greeetings, and to get ideas for any cool greetings of your own.  My follows:

"Hello you have reached Peter*, I am unable to take your call, please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can, bye bye."

I know mine isn't that cool, but eh, I'm boring and old.
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 04:45:43 PM »
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 04:57:04 PM »
"Hello, you've reach Eric42.  We are still waiting for the .pdf.  Thanks!  Bye!"
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 06:40:41 PM »
The first post here is the very definition of lame.
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Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 08:04:22 PM »
My cell says "AT&T expanded announcement system, Press one to modify recordings, Press 2 to delete or modify recordings, Press 3 to change administrative options, (pause 3 seconds) Are you still there? Press one to modify recordings, Press 2 to delete or modify recordings, Press 3 to change administrative options, (Pause 3 seconds) Good bye” Pretty clever based off This
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 08:18:00 PM »
My present one is a ripoff of Cal's Abortion Clinic, but the slogan is older than that so I don't feel like that much of a hack. I think later I'll change it to 'please deposit 25' cents, or even 'please hangup and try your call again' to throw people off.
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Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 08:24:00 PM »
in apple type2speech (man voice)

"hello, i am currently unavailable to take your call.  Please leave your birthdate and social security number, and i will find you."

heh, i have  screen shot of me calling it from an AT&T relayop but i cant find it....
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 09:07:36 PM »
Ripped from a some page aroung here.

In the default male computer voice:

"Hi! Gangals' answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 06:52:11 AM »
Quote from: mr_doc on May 24, 2007, 04:45:43 PM
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 11:22:32 AM »
My old Vbx used to Say. "Valley Crematorium , You Kill we Grill." right now I don't have one....
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Re: Post your voicemail greeting!
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 11:33:47 AM »
Here's my late 2005 message.  My current one is boring.  I tried playing the various extension messages but I can't do that from here and I'm too lazy to get up.
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