ME TOO! And make the interface less shitty too! Oh and make it so we can post to it.
I wish I could, but alas, all I've got is an HTML rendition of it (wget -r). I don't have the database, executables, or any of what would be needed to make it work.
But I might be able to recreate Old Cal's. I can recall installing webapp and ripping off Cal's stylesheets once, just to see what would happen. I suppose it might be possible to do again with what I've got.
So yeah. I'll head on over to /var/named and get this little situation resolved.
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EDIT:
http://cal.thefatcorp.com/ is where it's at, yo.
I'm too lazy to fix all those absolute links and image references Cal made, so if you want the most fulfilling Cal's experience possible, edit your /etc/hosts (or local equivalent) so that cal.phonelosers.org resolves to 206.146.216.191.