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Offline JohnKerry

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Cleaning With Hand
« on: June 14, 2006, 02:08:28 PM »
I just found out what it's like to an Arab.  I was sitting at my computer when I realized I had shit my pants.  So it wouldn't get on my shorts I cupped it with my hand all the way to the bathroom.  Then I washed that hand on the sink while I sat on the toilet.  Then I got in the shower and blasted my ass with water(orgasm).

TIP:  If the turd is watery don't play the turtle game.
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2006, 03:22:20 PM »
Wow i think im going to go throw up a little, thank you
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2006, 02:20:23 AM »
Oh how I missed Atomical's excrement-related posts.
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2006, 03:37:50 AM »
ya i no rite.
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2006, 06:12:21 AM »
Jesus, WTF?!?
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2006, 10:21:38 AM »
THERE'S POOP FUCKING EVERYWHERE
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2006, 11:00:59 AM »
Arab, eh?  Isn't the desert Allah's bathroom?  Is Islam a better religion because you can shit anywhere?
« Last Edit: June 15, 2006, 11:02:36 AM by ghostman »
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2006, 11:12:52 AM »
I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kinda life.
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2006, 01:55:09 PM »
Quote from: ghostman on June 15, 2006, 11:00:59 AM
Arab, eh?  Isn't the desert Allah's bathroom?  Is Islam a better religion because you can shit anywhere?

No.  It's over 100° at some points in the day.  That causes the shit in your intestine to fester.  You also clean yourself with your hand.  The latter isn't as bad as the former.
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Re: Cleaning With Hand
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2006, 02:49:58 PM »
Damnit, murd0c, I'm not listening when you say goodbye!
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