My Nerd Rap

[Raptor]

I put this together a few days ago,

It's a Rap by a fictitious "gangsta" named Ice^3 or "Ice Cubed"  from the Fictitious album of "Straight outta' Cambridge"

I just hope no other rapper incorporates ice cubes into their name...

tell me what you think!

Ice Cubed:

You better Reboot your motherboard n’ call AOL
Cuz I’m hackin yo computer up and sendin’ in to hell
FTP to da PHP, upload Trojan.exe

3,2,1 Kablam Kapow
Your internet security just threw in the towel

In a 64 Bit world you’re a 2 bit user
I got a key combination for ya
Ctrl-Alt-Loser

My game isn’t women, blow, or fast cars
My fingers don’t squeeze triggers
My hands split cards
Pokémon, Yugio, Magic the gatherin’ fool
Just throw me a starter deck and I’ll take you to school

I may not ride DUBS, Im not bustin spinnaz,
But when I roll into the math club,
They all know that I’m a winna

Got MIT Bling, Solid Au
The periodic tables where its at foo’

I may not be a playa but I’m no busta fool
My Rymez as cold as Ice, cuz my names Ice cubed!

Comin’ Straight outta’ Cambridge,
Frontin fresh of the streets,
I got gangsta beats,
I got teevas on my feets

I ain’t down with thugs,
I don’t do drugs,
I got my name on my coffee mug

[Ice Cubed!]

A level 200 Paladin, I’m a read Mac Daddy,
You challenge me to a duel,
 You’ll get ground more than hamburger patty

I’m strapped!
 With my Twelve thousand watt taser,
and if that don’t stop you,
I’m bustin’ star wars lasers

I’m Harder than Fitty Cent,
Cuz I charge a dollar
If you need a broker for your stocks
Just gimme a holler

At school they call me a Loser-nerd-dork
I live with my mom, I eat my pizza with a fork
But they’ll all see, How stuff turns out for me
When I got 12 Mill in the bank, I can buy my own tank
and a Yacht, 8 Mansions, and a House on a Lake

I ain’t no Ice cream, But I am an Ice Cubed
This video is up for download
over at youtube

My dope is caffeine,
 I’m down with the dean
A clean mean money makin’ machine

bill gates might be rich,
but Im open source
Wana learn how to hack?
I’m teachin the course

Don’t make me H4Xz0r ur Cr4xz0r
and Br34xz0r ur B4xz0r

I like girls who are action packed and warrantee backed
You ring me up, and I’ll give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond

So long now fools, you know what you’ve heard

Im goin out with an  I to da C to da E to da W0rd

[Nod]

Scale of one to ten? Like a six. You should try making it more complex by using multiple syllable rhymes and not switching meter. Also, I think you "bit" (Hip-hop for plaigerize) from Wierd Al in there some where.

[breaknick]

good shit!! i wish u record it, i bet it would sound good over a dr dre beat.... u do music treally? u should put a lp or ep, whichever u can mng and sell it at defcon, ill buy 1! 2 even!! just get it made and let me kno where ur gonna sell them.. my fav line is

FTP to da PHP, upload Trojan.exe

that happenz all the time i hear, i bet people are like u talkin bought me??!?!? dissin me?!?!? lolz, i can tell ur a real hacker knowin stuff like that.

[Raptor]

I upgraded weird al's rap into the 21's century.

He was talking about a 32 bit world

And I admit "trojan.exe" comes off pretty weak but It rhymes better than some other shit

[Nod]

Try switching open instead of upload in the trojan line. Open is a near rhyme for trojan so it'll work as an "in-line" rhyme.

[I-baLL]

When you plagiarized Weird Al
By not giving him his props
He might join this board later on
And drop ALL YOUR DOCs!

...fool!

[Tachyon]

I reserve the rappa name "mc_ftw"

[Nod]

Only if I can be MC ESSTEE EFFYOU

[Raptor]

Eazy-A

How's "Ninja's with Attitude" sound?

Or Core 3 Trio

if its only 3 gangstas

[Nod]

I'm down my caucausion brother. Let's rock the mic like a kilo of cocaine!

[frog]

Should say "solid Au." AU is a compound that doesn't exist. You got back, trev?

[Raptor]

uhh..., Sorry there frog, by Caps Lock key must have jammed or something!

[samo]

But you can't be a level 200 paladin! This is an outrage!

[Nod]

But you can't be a level 200 paladin! This is an outrage!

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Dungeon Masters don't have levels. Dork...

[bitbox]

umm not sure but isn't straight outta cambridge weird al's cd album name.  its weird because weird al made a parody to NWA's song straight outta compton and then your making a parody to weird al's parody. its a parody of a parody..