Date question

[mr_doc]

jammie,

If a girl says she's going to swallow and then tries to snowball you it's ok to punch her mouth, right?

ty

[mrpeanut]

no, relationships are about equality and understanding. Unless she's a squirter, then you can just "offer" to snowball her.

[mr_doc]

So you're saying I should stick my finger in her ass and then make her suck on it after she's forgotten where it's been?

[mrpeanut]

so you equate your semen with human waste? Strange view.

[jammie]

jammie,

If a girl says she's going to swallow and then tries to snowball you it's ok to punch her mouth, right?

ty

Dear mr_doc,

Here's a question for you... what's snowballing?  Also, don't punch her in the face.  Once you get violent you open the door to all these consequences that just aren't worth it.  Be the bigger person and not punch her, even though any woman that doesn't completely deserves it.

Love,
jammie in TN

[gangals]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball

[mr_doc]

I'm so confused. When IS it ok to hit a chick? I know it's kosher to hit her in the stomach as long as she's 3 months pregnant or less. Also in Kentucky it's ok as long as you don't blacken her eye or chip her tooth. Is that it?

[frog]

I'm so confused. When IS it ok to hit a chick? I know it's kosher to hit her in the stomach as long as she's 3 months pregnant or less. Also in Kentucky it's ok as long as you don't blacken her eye or chip her tooth. Is that it?

Whenever you can look at the guy beside you and say "It had to be done," and he nods in response.

Sometimes, though, I'll just hit the bitch for kicks. She tells me she likes it.

[mr_doc]

so you equate your semen with human waste? Strange view.

Yeah, basically. But if you think it's some kind of magical elixir I might be able to sell you some.

[jammie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball

Oh my god, I take it all back.  If she tries to snowball you it is totally okay to hit her.  Jesus Christ. 

[mrpeanut]

so you equate your semen with human waste? Strange view.

Yeah, basically. But if you think it's some kind of magical elixir I might be able to sell you some.

Well I view each cell as a living child.

[Nod]

Well I view each cell as a living child.

By that standard are you comitting murder every time you shed skin cells?

[mrpeanut]

No those cells have died. I bury them.

[Nod]

What kind of ceremony do you have for skin cells? Surely it's hard to find a priest that will preside over millions of mini-funerals daily.

[M-26-7]

eah, basically. But if you think it's some kind of magical elixir I might be able to sell you some.

Stephen Colbert's got that market cornored. Shit I can't spell today.