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Penelope Cruz

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Penelope Cruz
« on: July 05, 2007, 05:50:47 PM »


Yes.
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 05:54:06 PM »
I'd knock the dust off that
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 09:01:19 PM »
I'd give her a chili dog and an angry pirate.
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 09:05:56 PM »
I'd like to bury my bone in her backyard.
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 09:08:47 PM »
I'd like to bite her dog to death.
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 09:14:07 PM »
I'd like to -edited- her -edited- while I -edited- with a firehouse a -edited- six monkeys -edited- my -edited- and an Episcopepalian and three Baptists that -edited- her -edited-.

Then she'd masturbate to meatspin.com while I watched. Her I mean, not meatspin. That's just gross.
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 10:39:32 AM »
No not meatspin meat phone
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2007, 01:14:54 AM »
As long as it's not pork. No p0rk f0r t3h j00
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2007, 08:39:10 PM »
Did someone say meatspin?

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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2007, 09:36:08 PM »
I'M SO DIGUSTED! BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY!
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2007, 09:45:29 PM »
hawt111!!!!1111 one one one one
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2007, 09:56:46 PM »
Meatspin isn't gay, the balls don't touch.
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 10:34:09 AM »
Quote from: PHISH-PHREAK on July 07, 2007, 09:56:46 PM
Meatspin isn't gay, the balls don't touch.


Is that the only qualification for gay? That the balls have to touch?
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2007, 06:29:22 AM »
that and making eye contact!
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Re: Penelope Cruz
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 07:32:08 AM »
What if you didn't post stupid shit every five seconds?

So the qualifications for gay are now balls touching and eyecontact. Luckily I'm only guilty of eye contact. Honestly though, I only looked in her eyes 'cause she kept calling me Daddy.
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