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worlds largest cell phone bill?
« on: August 20, 2007, 11:31:04 AM »
did you guys see this??!?! LOLOL

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247590/?GT1=7938

$218 Trillion USD, bill from Malaysia Telekom!
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 07:34:22 PM »
Quote from: trevelyn on August 20, 2007, 11:31:04 AM
$218 Trillion USD, bill from Malaysia Telekom!

January to April is three months. If a connection was left open for that entire three months, the going rate for the call was $1,682,087,820/min. That would be $28,034,797/sec, which also rules out opening and closing connections for the entire time. QED, this is utter bullshit.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2007, 05:51:13 AM by frog »
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2007, 06:28:55 AM »
i know, i laughed my ass off reading it.  but.  "I believe everything i read on the internet."
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2007, 10:03:34 AM »
I think this is a challenge.  We need to beat that $218 trillion bill.
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 10:48:29 AM »
Oh lawd. Now they're outsourcing our phreaking!
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 11:44:16 AM »
I blame their shitty knockoff meatphones.
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 03:43:43 PM »
Word has it they make their meatphones out of stray dogs and cats.
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 03:49:47 PM »
They make these meat phones in Nike sweatshops for $0.05 per day.
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 04:25:38 PM »
Whatever happened to making meatphones in the good old pdxUSA?
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 04:27:47 PM »
My Chinese meat phone has been found to have traces of lead, arsenic, feces, cheese (It was supposed to be Kosher) and magnets that destroy childrens intestines. Next time I'll just get the nuclear one from South Korea.

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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2007, 04:41:41 PM »
Nonsense, PDXUSA will never deal with overseas terrorists like Canadians and the Chinese!
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2007, 05:40:50 PM »
I guess that's what happens when you buy your MeatPhone from a "street vendor." I always wondered why my watch said FOLEX on it.
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2007, 09:59:56 PM »
Canada Hater!
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2007, 10:03:10 PM »
You're an idiot, and meatphone.
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Re: worlds largest cell phone bill?
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2007, 07:54:22 AM »
Also, chartreuse taste disgusting and is highly overpriced.
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