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Offline Jordi

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Cox Communications
« on: August 27, 2007, 08:40:18 PM »
Today I officially declared war on Cox Communications. I came home on Thursday of last week to discover a little yellow slip hanging from my door knob. It read, "Cat TV leakage has been detected from your residence and needs to be corrected. Call within ten days to avoid service interruption." I call the number shown and was connected to a very argumentative representative who acted like the world was going to end because of this so called leakage. She tells me the lines inside of my apartment need to be inspected and sets up an appointment (two hour time slots) for early Friday morning.

Guess what? I worked a 10 1/2 shift so I could get Friday off for this appointment and the technician never showed. I was pissed. I call back, a manager reschedules the appointment for Monday and gives me a $20.00 credit. This morning, I waited around my apartment for two hours when a Cox Communications truck drives by, going at least 10 MPH and then drives on. No one ever shows.

I call back, speak with a manager who forces me to re-schedule my appointment and was hesitant about applying any more credits. Finally I yelled at him enough to get another $20.00 credit, but I am still not happy. SIX hours of my time is valuable stuff. I get paid more than $40.00 for six hours of my time at work... I am going to talk to someone in a bigger position tomorrow and see if I can't get more than a $20.00 credit. Do you blame me?

Evidently, according to someone I spoke with at one of the 800 numbers, they are making my case high priority because this leakage has blocked some type of emergency signal the fire department a block away emits. If this is true, which I doubt it is, why don't they show at their appointments?!

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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 08:36:41 PM »
Well the firehouse can't be getting any interference on their softcore porn channel. Why didn't they show? It's because you're dealing with Cox.

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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2007, 06:54:41 AM »
I've waded through four or five of ChrisT's posts and I can already tell that I have at the very least a minor dislike of him. Hopefully his bad posting streak thus far will end and he'll turn into a valuable member of the forum like myself. I doubt it though....
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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2007, 07:29:36 AM »
Im glad I'm not the only one.

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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2007, 03:11:26 PM »
My ego is scarred  :-[

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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2007, 06:30:08 AM »
I've waded through four or five of ChrisT's posts and I can already tell that I have at the very least a minor dislike of him. Hopefully his bad posting streak thus far will end and he'll turn into a valuable member of the forum like myself. I doubt it though....

You have a future as the guy who handles all terminations for some large multinational corporation, if you aren't already employed in that capacity.
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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 01:55:10 PM »
I've waded through four or five of ChrisT's posts and I can already tell that I have at the very least a minor dislike of him. Hopefully his bad posting streak thus far will end and he'll turn into a valuable member of the forum like myself. I doubt it though....

You have a future as the guy who handles all terminations for some large multinational corporation, if you aren't already employed in that capacity.

You think? I always thought of myself as the "snarky behind the counter guy" who treats the customers to witty insults and outright verbal bashings. My dream is to either work at that resteraunt in Seattle where the waitors insult the diners or to own my own convenience store so I can treat the customers like the worthless pieces of excrement that they are.
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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 07:46:44 AM »
You think? I always thought of myself as the "snarky behind the counter guy" who treats the customers to witty insults and outright verbal bashings. My dream is to either work at that resteraunt in Seattle where the waitors insult the diners or to own my own convenience store so I can treat the customers like the worthless pieces of excrement that they are.

I see a fake cooler marked "Non-Alcoholic Beer" containing a bottomless pit which undesirables are shoved into.
The only acceptable form of commerce is a proper and shady cash-only weapons deal.

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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 10:25:23 PM »
if it makes you feel any better when I lived down in Phoenix we totally stiffed Cox with whatever it was we owed them.


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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 07:25:20 PM »
if it makes you feel any better when I lived down in Phoenix we totally stiffed Cox with whatever it was we owed them.




My bill isn't due. Cox Communications turned me over to collections but haven't disconnected my service. Silly cable company.

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Re: Cox Communications
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2007, 07:41:31 PM »
You think? I always thought of myself as the "snarky behind the counter guy" who treats the customers to witty insults and outright verbal bashings. My dream is to either work at that resteraunt in Seattle where the waitors insult the diners or to own my own convenience store so I can treat the customers like the worthless pieces of excrement that they are.

I see a fake cooler marked "Non-Alcoholic Beer" containing a bottomless pit which undesirables are shoved into.

Pffsh, Not a bottomless pit. It's gotta be a pungee pit.
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