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Offline Yauch

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Iran
« on: September 04, 2007, 01:03:46 PM »
Forces within the Government have a hard on for going to war with Islamic states. Iran's next why else would we up grade our mobile missile defense system and then deploy these units next door into Iraq? To pull gate guard? To escort truck convoys back and forth in some sort of sick carnival game?

Give me a break.

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Re: Iran
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 02:11:24 PM »
Wow. The mobile missile defense units are (suspose) to shoot down things like ICBMs and other missiles that could be carrying nuclear warheads. Why are they deploying these around Iran? Well, it would be prudent to do this if we were invading them, but the real reason is because Iran has just gained nuclear capabilities. I don't think we'll invade Iran because the military maintain that war along with the two others and we have a democratic congress.

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Re: Iran
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2007, 04:28:56 PM »
I ran two miles today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: Iran
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2007, 10:24:17 PM »
Iran so far away.

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Re: Iran
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 01:52:13 PM »
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Re: Iran
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2007, 12:10:26 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/4OGN4FpIG54&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/4OGN4FpIG54&rel=1</a>

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Re: Iran
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2007, 01:35:28 PM »
GO GO MISSILE COMMAND


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Re: Iran
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2007, 04:12:15 PM »
Easter egg on game 13. Start the level and let the Iranians win without scoring a point. That means lose all your ABMs Cities - Everything. Fire Sale. The glowing remains of what once was the city on the right will turn into ''RF'', the initials of Missile Command's programmer, Rob Fulop.
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Re: Iran
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 12:42:39 AM »
REDBOXXX TEH IRAANIIAANS OMGZ ROFLLOL!!!!!!!11111

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Re: Iran
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 11:21:03 AM »
iran, iraq, IROCKON.

if only we didn't have to single-handedly hold up UN protocol... maybe not, this time.

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Re: Iran
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 09:30:17 PM »
iran, ipod, iriver, isight, igoogle, iraq, imac, inews, icat, iday, ininja...

iwhat ithe ihell iis iwrong iwth ithe iworld?
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Re: Iran
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2007, 05:15:47 AM »
iran, ipod, iriver, isight, igoogle, iraq, imac, inews, icat, iday, ininja...

iwhat ithe ihell iis iwrong iwth ithe iworld?

Don't tell the others, but I heard meatphones cause radiation poisening. People just don't realize that one of the symptoms of such exposure to radiation is putting lower case letter i's in front of nouns.
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Re: Iran
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2007, 08:03:30 PM »
so you're telling the the imeatphone can cause this?
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Re: Iran
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2007, 09:41:38 AM »
I swear to god if my meatphone gives me a tumor I'm going to kill Mr. Miller
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Re: Iran
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2007, 03:33:00 PM »
iYes. iThe iMeatphone iCauses iThis. iHowever, iYour iLMEATPHONE iIs iSafe
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