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Offline RijilV

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"Heartless prank"
« on: September 12, 2007, 10:34:49 PM »
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22408899-2,00.html

"A HEARTLESS prank has devastated seven families who were made to believe their children had been seriously injured in car accidents.

Two teenage girls have been charged with allegedly calling the families at random in the state's southwest, telling parents their children were fighting for their lives in hospital. "

"..seven counts of giving false information that a person was in danger and seven counts of using a carriage service to menace."

Like, has anyone ever heard of those charges? 

I think the real humor is what we've all gotten away with in comparison to the above prank.

No really sir, you have to order a taco...or we'll piss in the drinks.

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2007, 11:48:26 PM »
Hey RijilV,  those taco bell pranks were classic.  When are we gonna see some new material?

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 04:00:24 AM »
Hey RijilV,  those taco bell pranks were classic.  When are we gonna see some new material?

NEVER. RijilV is too hardcore to be funny anymore.

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 04:36:48 AM »
They could have charged those pranksters with 'making people feel sad' too so they got off lucky
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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 06:33:30 AM »
Teen girls are MEAN.  I remember a few years ago, some teen girls got busted for calling up patients from a doctor's office and telling them that their bloodwork showed that they had AIDS.  Apparently they'd never heard of caller ID before.

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A HEARTLESS prank has devastated seven families who were made to believe their children had been seriously injured in car accidents.

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2007, 02:38:09 PM »
Run Forrest, RUN!
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2007, 05:06:07 AM »
Run Forrest, RUN!

Brad Pitt actually improv'd that line, which is completely obvious because it is horribly out of character and out of sync with the rest of the script.
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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2007, 05:19:07 AM »
This is true. Can you quote Edward Norton's improv'd line?
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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2007, 08:57:30 AM »
Fun trivia I also got from the commentary: In the beginning when Edward Norton gets in his hotel room and turns the tv on, Brad Pit can be seen on the right side as one of the hotel crew saying "Welcome!"

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2007, 01:17:10 PM »
Damn you people, didn't anyone get the significance of my quote??  These parents should be HAPPY that their kids were brought back from the dead.  Just like Raymond K. Hessel got another chance in life by not being shot.

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2007, 01:26:08 PM »
I agree with you.
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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2007, 03:20:59 PM »
This is true. Can you quote Edward Norton's improv'd line?

Actually, I can't. What was it?

Damn you people, didn't anyone get the significance of my quote??  These parents should be HAPPY that their kids were brought back from the dead.  Just like Raymond K. Hessel got another chance in life by not being shot.

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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2007, 04:37:40 PM »
anyone?
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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2007, 05:43:22 PM »
This is true. Can you quote Edward Norton's improv'd line?

Actually, I can't. What was it?

"Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I though it do any good."

well okay, that's not from that movie, but if you can guess what movie that's from, you should share that knowledge with everyone else...BECAUSE YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH IT.


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Re: "Heartless prank"
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2007, 08:21:38 PM »
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