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My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« on: September 30, 2007, 11:07:22 PM »
I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc...

But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-ass" someone or something is.

Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Bad Ass Quotient) System:

http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html



Questions for all of you, after you take a look at my site...

1) What do you think your own "Bad-Ass Quotient" number is? (Be honest.)
2) Who or what should I add to the above list.
3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands?  :)
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 04:31:28 AM »
How the fuck did 'puss in boots' from shrek rank higher than Chuck Norris?
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 04:40:26 AM »
If anyone should be higher than Chuck Norris, it would be Mr. Rogers (in a blood stained sweater.)
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 06:01:01 AM »
No one ranks higher than Chuck Norris...NO ONE.  http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 07:20:08 AM »
Your mom ranks higher than Chuck Norris.
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 09:15:05 AM »
I think that the 'Suncrafter should kill himself' quotient is curiously high whenever  he posts...
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 05:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Mace on October 01, 2007, 06:01:01 AM
No one ranks higher than Chuck Norris...NO ONE.  http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2007, 05:23:28 PM »
Quote from: altalp on October 01, 2007, 05:13:24 PM
Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

Tom Selleck > you
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2007, 05:28:26 PM »
you should spend less time on stuff like this and more time playing in traffic.
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2007, 06:13:03 PM »
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2007, 06:19:15 PM »
The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County > Tom Sawyer
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2007, 06:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Raptor on October 01, 2007, 06:19:15 PM
The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County > Tom Sawyer

Queen Latifah > Raptor
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2007, 06:30:01 PM »
Kirk>Picard
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2007, 06:43:17 PM »
Everyone else>Janeway
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Re: My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2007, 08:17:56 AM »
Data>Sulu
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