Letting the X know...

[Sgt. Bilko]

Sgt. Bilko here. Left this on the intro page, and thought I would run it through here.  Need advice and suggestions ASAP. Have a 'soon to be' X, who in addition to breaking our marriage vows, has now revealed to her attorney the LAST mutual secret (income source) we agreed to never discuss with anyone. She is in a Northern Tier State while I am located 500 miles to the south.

My question: I don't want a paper track, or telephone tag left..but seriously need a plan to let her know she screwed with the wrong person. I don't want it specific, ie... so she knows it's me, but want it plain enough so that, despite her blond hair, she knows she messed up.
Also, she has a cell phone for her only phone, while I have land line and no cell phone.

would also appreciate anyone explaining how I can retrieve a private message left here 

 thanks in advance,

Sgt. Bilko

[Lestan Gregor]

I think I'll just sit back and watch you as you're ridiculed by every member on the forum.

[Sgt. Bilko]

Lestan. Please understand, redicule is not what I am wanting. If you feel that leaving this msg here is inappropriate, please tell me why and I will delete my account. I simply am looking for advice, and didn't want to over step myself.
thanks,
s.b.

[Zazen]

Lestan. Please understand, redicule is not what I am wanting.

Thanks for clearing that up, but I have a feeling that what you want doesn't often play a significant factor in your life.

[Lestan Gregor]

Yea, if it did you wouldn't be here, asking a bunch of post-adolescents how to cause emotional trauma to your Ex.

[rbcp]

Also, she has a cell phone for her only phone, while I have land line and no cell phone.

would also appreciate anyone explaining how I can retrieve a private message left here 

Since your her husband, you probably know all the information you need to access her account.  (SSN, DOB, etc.)  Get a female friend to impersonate her and change the voicemail pin.  Depending on the carrier, you might look into caller ID spoofing your way into her voicemail too.

About getting even - why not wait until the divorce is over?  That way you won't be giving her any extra ammo to use in court.  And you won't make her even more vindictive than she already is.  Be patient and wait a couple years for that.  It'll give you more time to think up some awesome revenge ideas.

[murd0c]

Sgt. Bilko has asked for his account to be deleted. What a fag.

[Raptor]

OMG RIDICULE!!1

[MattGSX]

Man, I need to quit logging in for a few days at a time.

Note: I would have deleted this anyway. This sub-forum is not here for me to teach you how to threaten people, how to scam, or how to commit crimes.

[Nod]

I thought about locking it but I figured I'd wait until everyone got a chuckle or two out of it.

[MattGSX]

I'm the mod here. ME! MY BOARD!
DIE!

[Nod]

I'm the mod here. ME! MY BOARD!
DIE!

I would start a bunch of retarded threads on this board just to annoy you but I'm too lazy.

[MattGSX]

You should. Nobody else posts here. Probably because I'm such a jerk.

[Nod]

You should. Nobody else posts here. Probably because I'm such a jerk.

I think you need a hug.

[MattGSX]

No, I need to learn how to integrate a few thousand pages of xml code with some shopping cart software because commercial front-ends are too expensive and my boss doesn't want to hire a real web developer. Yay!