Police CheckPoint Notification Service!

[Tachyon]

I bike, walk, or take the bus everywhere I go, firstly because I have no license and secondly because my car has no engine at present.

[MattGSX]

I also do not drive because my vehicle has no distributor cap, spark plugs, water pump, tail pipe, or steering wheel cover (my steering wheel is all sticky and icky without one). I, however, need to explore strategic alternatives because it's very hard to bike (at minimum) 5 miles a day in the cold wind and snow. Yay for Canada, JR (WI)

[Zazen]

My car just passed inspection and is in tip-top shape. Sometimes I hug my car before I enter it, and I swear I hear it sigh with affection. When I drive past people biking or waiting for a bus, I snicker at them. My car is the happiest place in the world. I'm so glad I have my car.

[Nod]

[RijilV]

I bike, walk, or take the bus everywhere I go, firstly because I have no license and secondly because my car has no engine at present.

Woah I have no license too!  it totally rocks not having one, people get all freaky when I hand them a state ID at the bar

[mrpeanut]

Cops think they know what's good for me. That's pretty much why I'm only the "list", you know the one... in washington.  suckers.

[mr_doc]

Cops think they know what's good for me. That's pretty much why I'm only the "list", you know the one... in washington.  suckers.

That must suck having to type "Pursuant to Megans law I am required to tell you I am a registered sex offender" as a preface to every email you send 

[Nod]

Cops think they know what's good for me. That's pretty much why I'm only the "list", you know the one... in washington.  suckers.

That must suck having to type "Pursuant to Megans law I am required to tell you I am a registered sex offender" as a preface to every email you send 

They should make them wear T-Shirts that say "I <3 Raping Babies"

[mrpeanut]

Rapist backing up!

Don't get raped!