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Offline mrpeanut

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Let's talk feces
« on: November 18, 2007, 05:22:34 PM »
Why do some turds float? They all look the same, but some float. Why must these floating hunks of poo taunt me? Be buoyant or don't shit!

Your turn!
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Offline Lestan Gregor

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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 05:24:24 PM »
Everything you'll ever need to know about poop:

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2007, 05:24:54 PM »
Quote from: mrpeanut on November 18, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Why do some turds float? They all look the same, but some float. Why must these floating hunks of poo taunt me? Be buoyant or don't shit!

Your turn!

I hate the never ending wipe that comes with mudbutt. That's the worst. You wipe and wipe and wipe and still there's poo there. WHEN DOES IT END?
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 05:27:21 PM »
Quote from: LordNod on November 18, 2007, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: mrpeanut on November 18, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Why do some turds float? They all look the same, but some float. Why must these floating hunks of poo taunt me? Be buoyant or don't shit!

Your turn!

I hate the never ending wipe that comes with mudbutt. That's the worst. You wipe and wipe and wipe and still there's poo there. WHEN DOES IT END?

When the brown turns to red
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 05:48:49 PM »
I once pinched a loaf that layed across the bowl like the bridge over ther river Kwai until i broke it in two with the plunger.

I think i need more fiber.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 06:05:08 PM »
corn.
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 06:22:28 PM »
Korn also works well as a laxative.
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Offline mrpeanut

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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 09:07:23 PM »
get outta my thread you damn dirty apes
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 12:40:46 AM »
YOu are sounding a lot like Atomical.
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Offline mrpeanut

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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007, 12:43:35 AM »
we're working in secret to obtain some goal, it's understood and it has negative connotations.
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2007, 04:15:00 PM »
Inhale your own fermented feces for fun! All the kids are doing it!

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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2007, 06:28:00 PM »
Wow and I thought whippits were bad.

Anyhow, here is my contribution to poop related info:

« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 06:29:33 PM by Sidepocket »
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2007, 06:13:29 PM »
Quote from: altalp on November 19, 2007, 12:40:46 AM
YOu are sounding a lot like Atomical.

Once upon a time, people understood how to use the simple present. I guess those days are long gone.


Update: Once upon a time, people were understanding how to use the simple present. I am guessing those days are being long gone.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2007, 06:28:40 PM by frog »
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 03:52:57 AM »
Quote from: frog on November 22, 2007, 06:13:29 PM
Once upon a time, people were understanding how to use the simple present. I am guessing those days are being long gone.

This thread is sounding like a Borat. Very nice!
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Re: Let's talk feces
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2007, 11:48:25 AM »
My wife....she break my cock
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