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Offline Lestan Gregor

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Felony on Thanksgiving
« on: November 22, 2007, 02:11:01 PM »
So every holiday, i make it a point to commit at least one felony(preferably more). Last Thanksgiving I had a pirate radio station that ran for 24 hrs, and hijacked a repeater phone patch.This year....i did some stuff. I'll tell you about it in 6 months.

Has anyone else committed a felony today??
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2007, 02:41:48 PM »
I shoplifted a pack of batteries, but I slapped the greeter to make it a felony.
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2007, 03:27:45 PM »
I love having all the family here on Thanksgiving. Especially my cousins.
Not a felony in Alabama.
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM »
Smoked marijuana before pigging out on turkey and gravy.
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2007, 11:21:09 PM »
smuggled "people" across "lines"
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2007, 11:45:19 PM »
Quote from: z3wb on November 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM
Smoked marijuana before pigging out on turkey and gravy.

Synchronicity!
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2007, 03:07:09 AM »
Quote from: Tachyon on November 22, 2007, 11:45:19 PM
Quote from: z3wb on November 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM
Smoked marijuana before pigging out on turkey and gravy.

Synchronicity!

Indeed. And now it's time to continue the cycle by smoking more marjiauna while heating up left overs.
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 05:01:22 PM »
I downloaded FF XII for DS (I was so pissed, bc I thought it said FF VII and I almost came when I saw it got translated), drank a bottle of butterscotch liqueur, and made a bunch of harassing phone calls.
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Offline mrpeanut

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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2007, 06:51:10 AM »
If drinking butterscotch liqueur becomes a felony, I will flee to my private island and live under a butterscotch waterfall
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2007, 12:50:27 AM »
Quote from: LordNod on November 23, 2007, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: Tachyon on November 22, 2007, 11:45:19 PM
Quote from: z3wb on November 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM
Smoked marijuana before pigging out on turkey and gravy.

Synchronicity!

Indeed. And now it's time to continue the cycle by smoking more marjiauna while heating up left overs.

Didn't you know that people DIE while smoking weed and using the microwave?
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2007, 12:57:09 AM »
Quote from: judasiscariot on November 25, 2007, 12:50:27 AM
Quote from: LordNod on November 23, 2007, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: Tachyon on November 22, 2007, 11:45:19 PM
Quote from: z3wb on November 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM
Smoked marijuana before pigging out on turkey and gravy.

Synchronicity!

Indeed. And now it's time to continue the cycle by smoking more marjiauna while heating up left overs.

Didn't you know that people DIE while smoking weed and using the microwave?

Smoke in the bedroom, heat in the kitchen. I see no danger. Even if they were the stuffing would outweigh the risk.
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2007, 06:15:57 PM »
Just toss the greens on your heat source and multi-task!
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2007, 12:21:02 AM »
Quote from: Tachyon on November 25, 2007, 06:15:57 PM
Just toss the greens on your heat source and multi-task!

You mean some sort of microwave powered bong or bowl? That would be awesome! Power setting to BLAZED!
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2007, 04:55:57 AM »
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Re: Felony on Thanksgiving
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 06:12:18 AM »
I want it.
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