HAHAHAHAHA.
Though my work computer and my laptop are both linux boxes now (Ubuntu 7.10 and simplyMEPIS, respectively), I still run XP on my home desktop (but I do also have a bootable key for DSL that I sometimes use). It's bloated, sure, but it has a smaller learning curve than most *nix machines, especially for older people that started using computers with something like Windows 98 where there was little/no use of the command line.