Mishandled Baggage Claim Prank

[PhyberOptik]

I called up an airline mishandled baggage claim dept.
I claimed I had just gotten home form my flight and thought of something strange.

I told the girl on the other end I had gotten off the plane and went to go claim my belongings.
I had then said to her as I was walking into the claim area, the security guard had stopped me and asked to frisk me as they were checking for any contraband or weapons and I had simply replied that I was getting off the plane and not on one.

I explained to her how he told me that it was procedure and that it would only take a min to search me.
So she asked me what the problem was and why I was calling this dept.

Thats when I said "Well miss, when he was searching me he grabbed me between my legs and mishandled my baggage. So I want to make a complaint about my bag being mishandled am I not calling the right department?"

Kind of childish but it was fun anyhow.

[rbcp]

You get a half a Heh from me.

[m0rdekai]

well. since i literally My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.'d, ill say thats kinda funny.

[z3wb]

I chuckled a bit, but for future reference, prank call recordings are a lot funnier than prank call anecdotes.

[MattGSX]

I chuckled a bit, but for future reference, prank call recordings are a lot funnier than prank call anecdotes.

Oh, so you're a pro now, huh? Why don't you just enlighten all of us with some of YOUR prank call recordings that show they're truly better than anecdotes? Huh? Where are ya now, you fucking big shot? Mr. big prank caller!

[z3wb]

I actually have some funny ones, for instance, one where I get a bunch of Petsmart employees to threaten to call the cops on me for my failed attempt at trying to get a cat to be friends with a hamster, but it will be a big pain in the ass to actually find the funny calls in my giant folder full of unfunny calls, recordings from the bridge, etc. I'll get around to it eventually.

[Urethra_Franklin]

recordings from the bridge

zewb is a tard flooder who will record your voice and play it over and over and over and over again in the bridge.

Thank god I have the cool kids room number.

[z3wb]

I have only done that to two people: PDXUSA when he was flooding/bragging about flooding, just to annoy him, and more recently to Jay-D when we was doing the same thing.

[PhyberOptik]

z3wb you sound like a cool guy.

Should connect on the prankaphone one night and discuss some prankage and shit.