Valentine's Day.....

[sknOOb]

I will be out at bars looking for hot chicks

bars as in meaning - my collage
and hot chicks as in the collage women that walk around

You go to college but cant spell it?
Can you say football player?

[MattGSX]

I'm going out to eat, and then I have to watch my niece so my brother can get sum 

[trevelyn]

  thx.

[Nod]

  thx.

Ease your troubles, that's what I do.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

  thx.

Ease your troubles, that's what I do.

QUIT TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN!!!!

[jimb20]

I will be out at bars looking for hot chicks

bars as in meaning - my collage
and hot chicks as in the collage women that walk around

You go to college but cant spell it?
Can you say football player?

"foodball playr - u teech mi?"
thay dont teech speling aht mi skool - my collage

[s1acker]

This is my favorite Valentine's Day cartoon.

http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

[s1acker]

OMG! Me too!!!!!!!!!111

[Tachyon]

Mine's far more intense.

[m0rdekai]

I would have to agree with tachyon.  However, intense does not always win the chica's heart, where as being adorable never hurts.

[Tachyon]

Touche, salesman.

[m0rdekai]

Touche, salesman.

I would not lower myself to that level.  In my mind, any salesman is on the same plane as a telemarketer.  

[Tachyon]

I was a telemarketer for almost two years.

[m0rdekai]

I was a telemarketer for almost two years.

My condolences. I do not retract my earlier statement.  Although, I think telemarketers are amazing for entertainment purposes.

[frog]

I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A WHORE, WHY IS SHE STILL HERE?

Why is noone reacting violently to this thread? Have you all gone flaccid on me? It's time to be loud and angry. I call for a general and intensive flooding of the PLA until the whore--and all sympathizers--are brutally removed.