And so, my fellow Phone Losers: ask not what the PLA can do for you - ask what you can do for the PLA.
My fellow phone pranksters and phreaks: ask not what RBCP will do for you, but what together we can do for the sake of everyone's amusement via the phone lines.
Finally, whether you are a member of the PLA or a fellow traveller just passing through, ask of us the same high standards of cleverness and hilarity which we ask of you. With a succulent cactus our only sure reward, with the internet the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to do the best we can with the telecommunications technology we love, asking RBCP's blessing and his help, but knowing that here on earth the PLA's work must truly be our own.
