Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd

[nova]

Wanna hear a true story that happened to me earlier today? I was driving eastbound on I-20 near Gordon, TX earlier and this negro gets on the channel and starts rapping and singing some shitty Al Green songs and myself and 30 other drivers were all yelling something to the effect of "shut the fuck up nigger!!" and he literally was talking shit to everyone including this female driver. He was saying he was gonna "smack da shit out dat bitch" so eventually a westbound driver identified what truck this guy was in and every time he started talking shit I'd yell out that he was in a gold Volvo and eventually he wanted to know what truck I was in because he was gonna "stomp a mudhole in my cracker ass" so I told him what truck I was in and what mile post I was at because I wasn't skeert, I've had my ass beat before, no biggie. Anyways we keep going back and forth and finally he shuts up for some reason, he wasn't coming back to all my insults and threats. As I roll up on the 440 mile marker in Ft. Worth I see a Texas state trooper on the shoulder with a gold Volvo... poetic justice baby.

you must have never been to texas before....

[Lestan Gregor]

We're not even giving the tits option anymore?

You make me smile.

[trevelyn]

somehow i feel responsible, I mean, i was the first to replay like a jackass.  And well, I'm sorry.  I am not sorry.

[Nod]

We're not even giving the tits option anymore?

You make me smile.

I like you too. I still think your avatar is a trap though.

somehow i feel responsible, I mean, i was the first to reply like a jackass.  And well, I'm sorry.  I am not sorry.

We know you can't help yourself. That's why we love you so much. We don't blame you at all.

[trevelyn]

it's a trap!!! RUN!

[Tachyon]

I'm sorry for starting this stupid fucking apologetic meme.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

I have a new respect for truckers today.....

After listening in on the cb while driving down 27 I've learned that truckers love to rap....

on almost every channel was some random redneck rapping.

"Bo Bo Bo Bo Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobcat!" - random ass trucker.....

[trevelyn]

Yahoo spider      06:44:20 PM     Viewing Uncle Bob's profile. HAHAH

[Tachyon]

What I wouldn't give for a recording of Bobby bobby bobcat rapping over a CB.

[mrpeanut]

There's just too man white people

[Nod]

White people are fags. Except for peanut. He's alright for a honkey.

[Dr P4nyk]

There's just too man white people

There's is not a contraction for there are.

[Nod]

There's just too man white people

There's is not a contraction for there are.

But it is a contraction for "there is."

"There is just too many white people."

[trevelyn]

and it says "man white people" but it spells two wrong.  "there's just two man white people."

[Dr P4nyk]

There's just too man white people

There's is not a contraction for there are.

But it is a contraction for "there is."

"There is just too many white people."

And the plural for is is are.