My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. falopeian tubes... when i was a coastie, we used to send the new guys to the other cutters looking for a bucket of a.i.r. or some propwash... once someone actually opened a bunch of glow sticks, and poured it into a spray bottle to give the guy that asked for the "prop wash" kinda funny... especially when the first cutter would send him to whatever other cutters were moored at the base at the time...