In the style of lordnod/Lestan:
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Reading the posts of PLA Forum user Phantom757 is considered hazardous to your health. If you choose to ignore this warning, you may face side effects including but not limited to Depression, Nausea, Hatred, Extreme emotional angst, The desire to harm yourself and others, suicidal feelings, and the desire to smash the monitor of your computer. If you experience one or more of the above side effects, discontinue reading the post immediatly. Take an antidote of AT LEAST five (5) RogueClown posts. It is also wise to call her via skype, or chat on IRC. You should also seek proffesional attention.
sorry guiz. its boring on teh forumz raight naow. and i just read one of his posts. i need to find some rogueclown posts now...