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Offline rogueclown

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phone rape?
« on: April 27, 2008, 09:16:02 AM »
okay, this story is just weird...this woman claims she was raped during phone sex, which i think is just absurd.

Was woman raped on telephone?

however, the fark.com headline for it was hysterical:

"Woman who had phone sex with a man claims he raped her....over the phone. Man says that is impossible, he doesn't even work for Verizon."

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Offline Lestan Gregor

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Re: phone rape?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 09:53:37 AM »
*sigh* This is a ridiculous story. She just started spontaneously bleeding? I think its more likely she shoved her fist up her vajayjay.
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Re: phone rape?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 06:16:45 PM »
now thats just fucking retarded :)

...If you dont repost this in 30 seconds, your dog will be raped by a ghost

now that story is along the same lines as the "myspace bulletin threat" I posted above.  Some people just fucking blow my mind.
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Re: phone rape?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2008, 07:19:03 PM »
Maybe she's trying to cover up the fact that she really did get it on with somebody by making up a silly story. I'd imagine if her parents found out she was sexually active they wouldn't be pleased. You've gotta be at least a little kinky to have phone sex anyways.
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Offline rogueclown

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Re: phone rape?
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2008, 09:08:31 PM »
Quote from: Lestan Gregor on April 27, 2008, 09:53:37 AM
*sigh* This is a ridiculous story. She just started spontaneously bleeding? I think its more likely she shoved her fist up her vajayjay.

yeah, that's my theory...she got a little too far into whacking off [if not fisting, fingering...] and didn't take it too well.

although, n3gs' idea is equally plausible.
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Re: phone rape?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 10:41:09 AM »
Crazy Arabic's. To them sex is a nuclear bomb dropping on Cleaver Ville. Well, sex un-married and kinky as that stuff. She's just trying to save face and score some cash. Could also be out of her mind, too. I'll be leaning on the trying to get cash and ruin someone to make a name for them selves. Pity parties are the greatest parties.
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Re: phone rape?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 11:05:17 AM »
This reminds me about a story about a women who claimed to have gotten pregnant while engaging in cybersex.

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