I HAVE WON!

[silentneep]

I won the Netherlands Lotto and I didn't even buy a ticket!!

YOU HAVE WON!!
LOTTO NL. INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT

Koningen Julianaplein 12, 2456 BD
Denhaag, The Netherlands
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS

Dear Sir/Madam,

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the First
Category draws of THE LOTT NL.PROMO INT. We are happy to inform you that you
have emerged as a winner under the First Category, which is part of our
promotional draws. The results of the draws hve been officially announced .
Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America,
Asia,Australia, Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of our
International Promotions Program.

Your e-mail address, attached to ticket number 34563,with serial number
643-1234 and lucky number W-789993/B4 consequently won in the First
Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000
(One Million Euros), which is the winning pay out for Category A winners.
This is from a total cash prize of ?10,000,000.00 (Ten Million Euros) shared
amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category.
In your best interest to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from public
notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and
your funds remitted to your account.This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by Participants/nonparticipants
of this program. Please contact our agent representative immediately for due
processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of
your choice:

NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your Reference and
Batch  numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence to
our agent.Also give them the following informations
Name
Age
Address
Occupation
REF Number:  NM/BC64367/KY23
BATCH No: NM/34w45/WOP.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank. To begin your claims,
kindly contact the paying bank with the below information:
***********************************************
Contact person:Mr Arnold Hansman
E-mail: financestandtrust@excite.com
E-Mail:financestanard1@netscape.net
Tel:  :31-644-933-368
Fax:  :31-84-72-212-34

***********************************************
NOTE: All claims are nullified after 10 working days from today if unclaimed
Congratulations once again from all our staffs, and  thank you for being
part of our promotions
program.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Arnold Hansman:
(Lottery Coordinator).

[gangals]

Damn you too? and I though I was the only lucky one

[murd0c]

Aren't you Dutch anyway, Mr. VanHorne?

[silentneep]

Ohhhh... they must have traced my ancestery and then entered me out of the sheer kindness in their hearts.  I better send em my bank information.

[tk]

I've actually tried to scambait a few of these guys. It's a bit harder than with the normal Miriam Abacha e-mails, since they will always claim they're part of a company and have no control over what the rules are.

But if you do decide to scambait them, post their "official" forms. They're hilarious pieces of awful ClipArt!

[gangals]

Ha, well I just got a job offer

All the lines with the around them were in clear font

also I didn't asterisk the URL, that how it came

Hello.
en sot cynic fill
We have found your resume on Job web site, and would like to offer you vacancy in our company.
If you interests, more detailed information you can receive on ours web
site: http://www.****.us/ ( please send us email for more information )
vacancymillermorgans@mailservice.ms
jenny biz ninja flirt
We look forward to your reply.
along no stay 41
Thank you.
Best regards,
Miller & Morgans inc.
elope rust ism award

and no, I'm not on any job websites...

[bennym]

But if you do decide to scambait them, post their "official" forms. They're hilarious pieces of awful ClipArt!

A Nigerian scammer named Barrister Peter is going to have me pose as the last heir of a guy who died and had $11,000,000.00 in a bank account.  For that I get to keep 30%.  I thought the fake death certificate he sent me was funny.  I've been fucking with him for about 2 weeks now. 



It's more fun to get them to take pictures of themselves doing stupid shit though. 

[Raptor]

with all that money, you can buy every space in that PLA click grid thingy

[frog]

A Nigerian scammer named Barrister Peter is going to have me pose as the last heir of a guy who died and had $11,000,000.00 in a bank account.  For that I get to keep 30%.  I thought the fake death certificate he sent me was funny.  I've been fucking with him for about 2 weeks now. 

He is suffering from Ikeja bomb blast, and there are multiple complication...he continued unControlable.

[gangals]

Apparently I'm my own son:

FROM JEFFREY ERIC.   
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVIORE, 
 
DEAR,
   
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WRITE TO YOU AFTER SEVERAL DAYS OF FASTING AND PRAYERS, l AM JEFFREY   THE SON OF LATE MR CLIFFORD DAN ERIC FROM KWATANATAL ZULU IN REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA. MY FATHER OWNS A LIMITED
COCOA AND GOLD BUSINESS IN JOHANESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA MY COUNTRY.

AFTER HIS TRIP TO ABIDJAN COTE D´IVIORE EALY LAST YAER TO NEGOTIATE ON A COCOA AND GOLD BUSINESS HE WANTED TO INVEST IN ABIDJAN. WEEKS AFTER HE CAME BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO ABIDJAN HE HAD A FATAL MOTOR ACCIDENT WITH MY
MOTHER AND MY YOUNGER SISTER, MY SISTER AND MY MOTHER DIED INSTANTLY BUT MY FATHER DIED AFTER FIVE DAYS IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN JOHANESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA.

IS LIKE MY FATHER KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE (MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PREFECT PEACE). HE DISCLOSED TO ME THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF USD 16, 000,000.00 SIXTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS INTO ONE OF THE SECURITY COMPANY IN COTE D´IVIORE THAT THE MONEY WAS MEANT FOR HIS COCOA AND
GOLD BUSINESS HE WANTED TO ESTABLISH IN ABIDJAN.

MY FATHER HANDED ME THE DOCUMENTS COVERING THE LODGMENT AND INSTRUCTED ME TO SEEK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUST WORTHY BUSINESS PARTNER FOR MY LIFE TIME INVESTMENT THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU, NOW I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN LOCATING THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN ABIDJAN.

 I WANT YOU TO ASSIST ME IN RETREIVE THIS FUND FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY, AND ALSO USE IT FOR AN INVESTMENT PURPOSE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
 
I AM JUST 22 YEARS OLD AND A HIGH SCHOOL LEAVING CERTIFICATE HOLDER AND REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.NOW I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP TO CLAIM THIS FUNDS. THIS IS BECAUSE I HAVE SUFFERED A LOT OF SET BACKS AS A RESULT OF INCESSANT POLITICAL CRISIS HERE IN IVORY COAST.THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ACTUALLY BROUGHT SORROW TO MY LIFE.
 
NOW PERMIT ME TO ASK THESE FEW QUESTIONS:-
1. CAN YOU HONESTLY HELP ME AS YOUR SON?
2. CAN I COMPLETELY TRUST YOU?
3. WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT IN QUESTION WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU AFTER THE MONEY IS IN YOUR ACCOUNT?
 
PLEASE, CONSIDER THIS AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, AS WELL I WILL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HAVE THE RELEVANT DOCUMENTS TO CONFIRM THE EXISTENCE OF THE FUND FOR VERIFICATION FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND TO CONFIRM THE AUTHENTICITY OF MY PROPOSAL TO YOU ALSO FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.
 
I AM WAITING ANXIOUSLY TO HEAR FROM YOU SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS THE MODALITIES OF THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR KIND ASSISTANC.

MY SINCERE REGARDS, JEFFREY ERIC.

[Raptor]

"Jeffery Eric" Emailed me too! I CANT WAIT TO PAYPAL HIM THE MONEY! I can start living a life of luxury!

[Raptor]

"Jeffery Eric" Emailed me too! I CANT WAIT TO PAYPAL HIM THE MONEY! I can start living a life of luxury!

... And, i replied with this email

Subject: RE: FROM JEFFREY ERIC.

OMFG STFU N00b. U R t3h Sux0r.

PHONE LOSERS OF AMERICA

[bennym]

oooommmmggggg the bank has threatened my entire well-being after I called them on mispellings in their letterhead. 

I/we a are writing in respect of your message being received to our department and are writing to inform you that, it has come to our notice that you are not the beneficiary of the said fund and is claim to be.
 
On this notice we will advice you to stop further communication with us or we will be force to take necessary action that will warrant you to lose your entire well-being.

Barrister Peter is still on my side though. 

[ghostman]

Your "well-being," WTF?  They can't take your well-being away, sounds like they mean your SOUL.

and is claim to be.

   ...How the fuck can you take an establishment seriously when they can't communicate correctly? 

[CountyKid]

I think the "well-being" means your life.

  Cool!