Revenge is best served between two slices of bread with a banana for the filling.
Years and years ago when i was only small, a mean old lady shouted at me and some friends to stop playing with water guns near her prized flowerbed.
We respected her and moved away.
When we went for lunch we were given banana sandwiches.
I did not like banana sandwiches, so i pushed mine through the mean old ladys letter box.
And did the same thing the next day, and on and on and on.
It got to a point where i'd take a banana on my way to school just to cram into her letter box.
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