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Offline DayZiro

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2008, 08:40:04 PM »
How to Unmask Caller-Id at HOPE 2008.  Slides by Kevin Mitnick, voiceover by some 11-year-old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3S0RjrXhw0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3S0RjrXhw0

I logged in to post that video but you beat me by a few hours.

Oh, sure thing!  Let me know if "your friend" ever needs help with common sense again!

it IS a friend :P

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2008, 10:17:23 PM »
Oh, sure thing!  Let me know if "your friend" ever needs help with common sense again!

it IS a friend :P

No no no...
You completely misinterpreted the sarcasm used there.

RBCP wasn't trying to imply that you were lying when you said that it was "your friend" who needed help.
He put quotation marks around "your friend" because that's the grammatically correct thing to do when directly quoting somebody.

Ergo, the joke wasn't about the "your friend" part, but instead about the "common sense" part.
You see, his advice to you was to quit answering unknown calls if you want to avoid prankers.
But you replied with, "OMG THX 4 TEH SUGGESTION RPCB!!! I'LL PASS IT ALONG!!!!" like it was the most 1337z0rest suggestion in the world.
And that made you sound silly because -- as Brad wittingly replied -- that's the "common sense" thing to do.

And . . . Wait, why the heck am I writing all this?
It's so much easier to just call you stupid. Now go away. :)

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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2008, 12:06:45 AM »
Oh, sure thing!  Let me know if "your friend" ever needs help with common sense again!

it IS a friend :P

No no no...
You completely misinterpreted the sarcasm used there.

RBCP wasn't trying to imply that you were lying when you said that it was "your friend" who needed help.
He put quotation marks around "your friend" because that's the grammatically correct thing to do when directly quoting somebody.

Ergo, the joke wasn't about the "your friend" part, but instead about the "common sense" part.
You see, his advice to you was to quit answering unknown calls if you want to avoid prankers.
But you replied with, "OMG THX 4 TEH SUGGESTION RPCB!!! I'LL PASS IT ALONG!!!!" like it was the most 1337z0rest suggestion in the world.
And that made you sound silly because -- as Brad wittingly replied -- that's the "common sense" thing to do.

And . . . Wait, why the heck am I writing all this?
It's so much easier to just call you stupid. Now go away. :)



Since when do you call Arbie by his name? I don't even do that and I've been around for YEARS.
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Re: ITT: newfag pretends to be oldfag
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2008, 01:15:15 AM »
Oh, sure thing!  Let me know if "your friend" ever needs help with common sense again!

it IS a friend :P

No no no...
You completely misinterpreted the sarcasm used there.

RBCP wasn't trying to imply that you were lying when you said that it was "your friend" who needed help.
He put quotation marks around "your friend" because that's the grammatically correct thing to do when directly quoting somebody.

Ergo, the joke wasn't about the "your friend" part, but instead about the "common sense" part.
You see, his advice to you was to quit answering unknown calls if you want to avoid prankers.
But you replied with, "OMG THX 4 TEH SUGGESTION RPCB!!! I'LL PASS IT ALONG!!!!" like it was the most 1337z0rest suggestion in the world.
And that made you sound silly because -- as Brad wittingly replied -- that's the "common sense" thing to do.

And . . . Wait, why the heck am I writing all this?
It's so much easier to just call you stupid. Now go away. :)



Since when do you call Arbie by his name? I don't even do that and I've been around for YEARS.


Sense the day I decided that I was automatically best friends with everybody who has ever sent me an email  ;D

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Re: ITT: newfag pretends to be oldfag
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2008, 07:16:08 AM »
Oh, sure thing!  Let me know if "your friend" ever needs help with common sense again!

it IS a friend :P

No no no...
You completely misinterpreted the sarcasm used there.

RBCP wasn't trying to imply that you were lying when you said that it was "your friend" who needed help.
He put quotation marks around "your friend" because that's the grammatically correct thing to do when directly quoting somebody.

Ergo, the joke wasn't about the "your friend" part, but instead about the "common sense" part.
You see, his advice to you was to quit answering unknown calls if you want to avoid prankers.
But you replied with, "OMG THX 4 TEH SUGGESTION RPCB!!! I'LL PASS IT ALONG!!!!" like it was the most 1337z0rest suggestion in the world.
And that made you sound silly because -- as Brad wittingly replied -- that's the "common sense" thing to do.

And . . . Wait, why the heck am I writing all this?
It's so much easier to just call you stupid. Now go away. :)



Since when do you call Arbie by his name? I don't even do that and I've been around for YEARS.


#1 Never ever address Arbie by his name
#2 Never ever make eye contact with Arbie
#3 Never ever speak to Arbie unless spoken to first by Arbie or are invited to speak to Arbie by one of his representatives.

For now you are a lowly infidel but if you learn the 3 cardinal rules then learn to love them and live them , maybe one day you will be included with the PLA elite that will be invited to join Arbie in a plastic cup of aresenic laced kool aid.

Wouldnt that be great?

« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 07:18:37 AM by sknOOb »

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2008, 07:58:12 AM »
I need to add those to the forum rules.

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2008, 09:28:06 AM »
I need to add those to the forum rules.

As well you should, sir.

Pardon me for stepping out of line.

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2008, 06:59:51 AM »
I move that from now on we refer to Arbie as Dear Leader or your majesy.
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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2008, 01:00:56 PM »
Mein Führer!
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2008, 03:25:01 PM »
I move that from now on we refer to Arbie as Dear Leader or your majesy.

I could set up an automatic word replacement for that.

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2008, 05:57:31 PM »
I move that from now on we refer to Arbie as Dear Leader or your majesy.

I could set up an automatic word replacement for that.

I moderated a forum a few years ago, and for a week I set up a filter that changed "Kaymon" to "My Lord and Master Kaymon" I was surprised it took people that long to figure it out.

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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2008, 06:23:03 PM »
I move that from now on we refer to Arbie as Dear Leader or your majesy.

I could set up an automatic word replacement for that.

I moderated a forum a few years ago, and for a week I set up a filter that changed "Kaymon" to "My Lord and Master Kaymon" I was surprised it took people that long to figure it out.

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. I bet it took them a long time to figure out who pulled THAT one off!
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

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« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2008, 10:39:45 PM »
I move that from now on we refer to Arbie as Dear Leader or your majesy.

I could set up an automatic word replacement for that.

RBCP!

It's not working yet.
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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2008, 11:51:03 PM »
Can 'mistah blonde' be replaced with 'fucknut'?
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Re: someone is *67ing my friend
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2008, 11:58:29 PM »
I think most of us have internalized that one by this point.
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"