I've been calling a certain Walmart Pharmacy for a few weeks harassing this one girl. So anyways she puts me on hold today, comes on about a minute later and here is are convo:
HER: "HAHAHAHA I've captured your IP Address"
ME: "HAHAHAHALOLROFLLMAO"
HER: "What's so funny, you're going to get arrested for harassment now."
ME: "Let me explain. There are 3 reasons why you cannot catch me, and you will probably not understand any of them. 1. I'm using Goog411, it spoofs my ANI 2. I'm on a VPN, good luck trying to trace the original IP. 3. Skype encrypts IP's on each call, and does not give them out due the Privacy Clause in the Skype ToS, unless a subpoena is ordered by the government."
HER: "I'd like to let you know that the local police, as well as the FBI is involved in this, they told me how to capture your IP, and I did. I have it here."
ME: "So what is it?"
HER: "Sir, I'm not allowed to reveal that information, I am only doing what they told me to do."
ME: "So why should I believe you then?"
HER: "You shouldn't have anything to worry about then, right?"
Sorta made me make an LOL noise here.
ME: "Yeah, you're right. Bye Jessica, see you tomorrow."
Wish I recorded it, I honestly don't see how it was harassment. All I did was call up and say that I needed some cough syrup, a lot of it, to make meth.