There are no former or yet-to-be phonelosers, only phonelosers who have gotten senile and forgotten or don't know it yet.
Where did i get these adult depends embossed with the PLA logo?
When did i start wearing depends?
Who the fuck is this guy RBCP that sold them to me?
What is the PLA?
When did this RBCP character talk me into buying all this substandard PLA swag that fades or falls apart 30 min after delivery ?
Why did i take my toaster apart?
What are all these pills for?
I'm so confused!