you hooked it up to the phone, didn't you? (random thread fall 2008)

[rogueclown]

i'm sober and just woke up from a night of sleep...am i welcome here?

[Nod]

No. Tits or GTFO.

[rogueclown]

hopefully this blue tit is to your liking:

[nova]

hopefully this blue tit is to your liking:

I do believe that's the first time anyone has chosen that option.

[rbcp]

from a local forum: I found a website that you can search for sex offenders in your area.
It is http://www.familywatchdog.us/ If you click on the list button
on top it is a bit easier to read than the map. Good info to know
with halloween coming up. There are about 30 offenders in Albany. It
gives addresses, pictures, details of offense, etc.

What do these parents think?  That a sex offender is going to molest their kids at the front door while the parents stand in the street watching?  People are so paranoid.

[handl3r]

from a local forum: I found a website that you can search for sex offenders in your area.
It is http://www.familywatchdog.us/ If you click on the list button
on top it is a bit easier to read than the map. Good info to know
with halloween coming up. There are about 30 offenders in Albany. It
gives addresses, pictures, details of offense, etc.

What do these parents think?  That a sex offender is going to molest their kids at the front door while the parents stand in the street watching?  People are so paranoid.

Hmm what if you took that list and got all the phone numbers that you could and connected them. Then as they are all saying "Hello hello hello? hello?" you just mention SEX OFFENDER and see what happens, they would all start denying it and funny things might happen.

[rogueclown]

kind of like how the state of maryland is sending really fucking creepy "no candy" signs for sex offenders to put on their door for halloween?

[rbcp]

I think it was someone on Fark last week that photoshopped that to add "But there are puppies in the back yard!" to the bottom.

It's not like all sex offenders are child molesters anyway.  Some of them are simple rapists is all.

[nova]

kind of like how the state of maryland is sending really fucking creepy "no candy" signs for sex offenders to put on their door for halloween?

We're sorry, but we couldn't find the page you requested. But we've got a few ideas you may want to try:

[ravenmaddox]

We're sorry, but we couldn't find the page you requested. But we've got a few ideas you may want to try:

There was an extra quote mark at the end of the link... remove it and it will work

try this

[Magus]

That's horrible. They're treating sex offenders like they have the plague.
/moral stance on the issue.

[rbcp]

I for one am going to take my kids trick-or-treating at all 30 sex offender homes in Albany.  And if they don't answer or refuse to give candy, we'll egg their houses.

[ravenmaddox]

on the trick-or-treat bags you should have a message for them like "I know what you did last summer" That way you could play it off as a movie reference but could still gauge their reaction as they answer the door. Maybe if you wore a T-shirt with the message and videoed the response!

[rogueclown]

We're sorry, but we couldn't find the page you requested. But we've got a few ideas you may want to try:

There was an extra quote mark at the end of the link... remove it and it will work

try this

thanks.  i fixed the link in my original post...bbcode fucks with my head, i keep thinking in html and adding quotation marks to stuff, especially at the end.

in other words, i'm an epic failure.

[rbcp]

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