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Dino (Dean) Allsman
« on: September 25, 2008, 08:13:48 PM »
Brad (or anyone else),
     I am gittin' the itch again! I think that since your previous story about this infamous(more than famous character) was so piss-pants funny, it requires a sequel or followup. Part deux might me funnier that part one. Ideas?
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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 08:30:53 PM »
Sequels are rarely better than the original.

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 09:46:35 PM »
Plus i dont think he wants to travel from Oregon to Illinois just to see dino again

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 09:50:00 PM »
Even if I did, I'm betting Dino has upgraded his 80's era cordless phone by now.  Maybe he's even talking on a cellayer phone these days.

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 10:33:52 PM »
Even if I did, I'm betting Dino has upgraded his 80's era cordless phone by now.  Maybe he's even talking on a cellayer phone these days.

You're giving him too much credit

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 11:22:57 PM »
For it to be better than the original, it would probably have to involve some sort of kidnapping and bondage scenario.

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 12:12:45 AM »
Either that or me getting my ass kicked by Dino on video.  That would be worth it.

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2008, 12:15:30 AM »
You should call up dino and say your from the news department  and you heard about all of the harassment about his cordless phone and try to interview him about it and pray he doesnt recognize your voice and start throwing in stupid questions.Then let it drop that it was you.
That would be good for a pla radio

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2008, 12:31:16 AM »
Make a Dino Allsman soundboard. Then call him up and use his voice against him.

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2008, 12:37:51 AM »
You should call and apologize for all the trouble you cause for that poor man. It's the right thing to do.

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2008, 12:43:10 AM »
You should call and apologize for all the trouble you cause for that poor man. It's the right thing to do.
agreed

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2008, 02:23:36 AM »
It would be entertaing to hear what he would say if you called him and apologized for "being a dumb kid making prank calls."
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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2008, 02:32:29 AM »
It would be entertaing to hear what he would say if you called him and apologized for "being a dumb kid making prank calls."

End it by saying that the whole thing was a prank and you arent sorry

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2008, 03:05:20 AM »
It would be entertaing to hear what he would say if you called him and apologized for "being a dumb kid making prank calls."

End it by saying that the whole thing was a prank and you arent sorry

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Re: Dino (Dean) Allsman
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 04:13:17 AM »
It would be entertaing to hear what he would say if you called him and apologized for "being a dumb kid making prank calls."

End it by saying that the whole thing was a prank and you arent sorry

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