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Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« on: October 13, 2008, 07:15:27 PM »
Wasn't quite what I was expecting, hopefully you'll get better results. And on a totally unrelated note, does anybody know how long it takes blood blisters to clear up?  :nonsense:
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 08:04:22 PM »
Use it again and then we'll talk.

Oh, and about the blood blisters, mine usually clear up in about a week or two.
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 08:22:04 PM »
Man, those things never work.  Believe me, I've tried every brand/model there is.
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 09:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Magus on October 13, 2008, 08:04:22 PM


Oh, and about the blood blisters, mine usually clear up in about a week or two.
On your johnson????
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 09:24:30 PM »
you said johnson.

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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 07:23:36 AM »
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24490954-5001021,00.html

I know! I know! Lets get random people to walk around with the voicebridge number on their backs. :D

BTW, does this really count as news?
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 05:35:18 PM »
$17.
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:37 PM »
i think i assembled my penis pump backwards. i pumped air into my johson then read later that its not supposed to inflate your bladder as a side effect. hey-soos f-ing crackers they need better translators in china



My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.

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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2009, 05:42:35 PM »
Quote from: tecvoid on May 06, 2009, 08:08:37 PM
i think i assembled my penis pump backwards. i pumped air into my johson then read later that its not supposed to inflate your bladder as a side effect. hey-soos f-ing crackers they need better translators in china



I am now laughing and it's out loud because what was said previously is so funny.

tecvoid
So do you want to buy it or not? The current bid is 17 dollars
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2009, 07:52:17 AM »
I'll give you 17 dollars and one penny.
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2009, 12:35:23 PM »
I'd like to bid on the kiddie parade
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 02:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Nod on June 14, 2009, 12:35:23 PM
I'd like to bid on the kiddie parade

I did not know that was up for auction. I would like to bid on the kiddie parade as well.  *rainbowsmiley*
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 07:15:11 PM »
You can have the parade. I just want the kids.
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2009, 07:39:16 AM »
Quote from: Nod on June 15, 2009, 07:15:11 PM
You can have the parade. I just want the kids.

That reminds me of a joke I once heard:

Q: Why did the little girl drop her balloon?
A: Because she was getting raped in the face!
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Re: Vibrating Penis Pump- Used once
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2009, 08:18:09 AM »
Quote from: Nod on June 15, 2009, 07:15:11 PM
You can have the parade. I just want the kids.
Don't worry; I won't ask you why you want to know the way to the next little girl.
Quote from: Mr. Anderson on June 16, 2009, 07:39:16 AM
That reminds me of a joke I once heard:
Q: Why did the little girl drop her balloon?
A: Because she was getting raped in the face!
aahahahahaha
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