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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2008, 09:19:22 PM »
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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008, 06:12:00 AM »
I know I am usually answering... but I have to ask.  How the hell did you even get on that topic?  And it scares me that you remember what he said. 

There was a movie on the TV at the diner and I asked why the lasers knock people down. "Hot gas" isn't exactly a lot of information to remember.

But now I know it's called tibiana gas, and when someone asks me how I know that I'll tell them that I learned it from this huge sci fi nerd on the PLA boards who wrote like a whole page of text about it. :P

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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2008, 07:18:13 PM »
There was a movie on the TV at the diner and I asked why the lasers knock people down. "Hot gas" isn't exactly a lot of information to remember.

But now I know it's called tibiana gas, and when someone asks me how I know that I'll tell them that I learned it from this huge sci fi nerd on the PLA boards who wrote like a whole page of text about it. :P

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The huge nerd part is right though:



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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2008, 10:28:39 PM »
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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2008, 08:51:43 AM »
My vote is that it's the third graders... why else would they remake (and screw up) Indiana Jones?

i went to go see that all excited.  then it went into all that wierd panspermia/aliens crap.  i cried for hours.  they ruined my entire childhood.

Careful Nod.  He's just a very clever spambot. 

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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2008, 10:43:05 AM »
My vote is that it's the third graders... why else would they remake (and screw up) Indiana Jones?

i went to go see that all excited.  then it went into all that wierd panspermia/aliens crap.  i cried for hours.  they ruined my entire childhood.

thats why you all need to see the south park episode

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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2008, 07:44:09 AM »
My vote is that it's the third graders... why else would they remake (and screw up) Indiana Jones?

i went to go see that all excited.  then it went into all that wierd panspermia/aliens crap.  i cried for hours.  they ruined my entire childhood.

thats why you all need to see the south park episode

I saw the South Park episode... Kyle's reaction to Indy being physically raped was enough to remove any inkling desire I ever had to watch the new movie. Some things are never meant to be seen... just like the Star Wars Prequels... and also the 'remakes' of episode IV, V, and VI because "this was the way I originally intended my movie but the technology didn;t exist at the time and now it does"

Basically this thread is now a big "FUCK YOU" to Lucas and Spielberg... They killed Indy... you bastards!!!

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Re: Laser Weapons
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2008, 02:21:26 PM »
The flipping people off via ASCII thing is getting really lame, knock that shit off.

Some US military stuff about laser weaponry:

http://www.blackvault.com/documents/rephel.pdf

http://www.blackvault.com/documents/ADA310409.pdf

http://www.blackvault.com/documents/ADA361742.pdf

Here's one about plasma guns, sounds more like the Star Wars version:

http://www.theblackvault.com/documents/weapons/Plasmoid.pdf
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