Alternative "Hello"

[spsmckintra]

When you answer the phone, don't say "Hello". Just say "Cactus".

[Magus]

I have a theory, spsmckintraspecd.

I think your brain works in quick bursts, similar to a fart. And whenever you get these so-called "farts" you just HAVE to tell somebody about them. But because you have no friend in real life, the PLA Forums are your only outlet. Is that why you make so many stupid threads and posts?

[Nod]

I have a theory, spsmckintraspecd.

I think your brain works in quick bursts, similar to a fart. And whenever you get these so-called "farts" you just HAVE to tell somebody about them. But because you have no friend in real life, the PLA Forums are your only outlet. Is that why you make so many stupid threads and posts?

You post like this from now on. For every post you make not like this I shall kill you.

[Tachyon]

Bell preferred 'Ahoy!' and so do I.

[handl3r]

Bell preferred 'Ahoy!' and so do I.

Ahoy! is the best greeting ever. sometimes ahoyhoy! is acceptable.

[ravenmaddox]

I prefer the greeting of "A-Hoe" ... when people greet you this way you instantly know what to expect