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Offline Tenorclefninja

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I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« on: November 02, 2008, 07:59:56 PM »
So a friend of mine from college has been complaining that he has been receiving mail from school about unpaid parking tickets. He refuses to pay because he has his diploma and they cant take it from him. I decided to have fun with this and spoofed the number of the university's "public safety" and left several messages across a week. Each message was more aggressive and finally culminated with saying that "a warrant being issued" and telling him that we will hit him until he bleeds out of the ears.
When I spoke to him today he was mortified and was trying to think of a reason to tell them for why he was ignoring their correspondence.
I am trying to think of a way to end this.
Any Ideas?
 
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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2008, 08:12:41 PM »
paint a big red X on his front door

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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2008, 07:15:52 AM »
So a friend of mine from college has been complaining that he has been receiving mail from school about unpaid parking tickets. He refuses to pay because he has his diploma and they cant take it from him.

They may not be able to take his diploma, but they can refuse to verify it when a prospective employer contacts them. To them it would look as though your boy doesn't have his shit together and it could cost him the job.

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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2008, 09:16:08 AM »
I am trying to think of a way to end this.
Any Ideas?

Spoof your local police department's number and continue from there. Maybe mail him and nice letter or two.

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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 01:20:46 PM »
Impersonating a police officer is a felony faggots.
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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 02:25:57 PM »
Impersonating a police officer is a felony faggots.

I second that!

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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 10:08:45 PM »
Yeah, I dont want to go to jail... but I want my friend to think that he is...
I like the red paint on the door, but then I keep thinking of "The Village".
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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2008, 09:03:10 AM »
Why not continue do the same thing, except to his parents as well?

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Re: I am calling about your unpaid parking tickets...
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 03:01:38 PM »
Call his parents at work and claim that I'm a bounty hunter... offer them money if they turn him over to me!
Thank you sir may i have another...