Black Friday store pranks

[SpaceBison]

http://www.instructables.com/files/orig/FPO/P33Q/F3KLNVHA/FPOP33QF3KLNVHA.mp3
download this mp3 to your ipod
take an antenna and some shit headphones
cut the headphones off about 2 inces from the jack
strip one wire and connect it to the antenna (only one to the antenna)
Wrap it in electrical tape
plug it into your mp3 player and play
sit back and watch the fun as the entire store plays a mandatory red light green light game with the shopping carts

Wow, you get right on that and let me know how it goes.

[Chuba]

i've done it before
some shopping carts have a special brake in their right wheel
a  strip emiting this frequency is placed around the store to prevent shopping carts from being stolen
was hilarious until my firend got caught with camera inside
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NyLOAf8dYaI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NyLOAf8dYaI&rel=1</a>
proof that it locks

[Jo Nathen]

i've done it before
some shopping carts have a special brake in their right wheel
a  strip emiting this frequency is placed around the store to prevent shopping carts from being stolen
was hilarious until my firend got caught with camera inside

What in the Sam-Mo-lasses hell would you do with a granny cart? You can blow house fuses from charing them.....go down the road and get caught...etc. Riding around on something that does not look natural is not a great idea. Then again, check ebay.

[Arox!]

i've done it before
some shopping carts have a special brake in their right wheel
a  strip emiting this frequency is placed around the store to prevent shopping carts from being stolen
was hilarious until my firend got caught with camera inside
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NyLOAf8dYaI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NyLOAf8dYaI&rel=1</a>
proof that it locks

VIDZ OR BS

[SpaceBison]

i've done it before
some shopping carts have a special brake in their right wheel
a  strip emiting this frequency is placed around the store to prevent shopping carts from being stolen
was hilarious until my firend got caught with camera inside
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NyLOAf8dYaI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NyLOAf8dYaI&rel=1</a>
proof that it locks

Not saying it wouldn't but you could have at least posted instructions that are somewhat believable instead of the utter crap you posted.

http://www.instructables.com/id/EMP-shopping-cart-locker/

[Chuba]

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. i guess icould have
it does work
and its hilarious

[n0waybak]

I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EVER., my job is to deliver chineese food to people, and i dont find this too funny...

haha we get prank calls all the time, all it means is some free food for us   

[Arox!]

I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EVER., my job is to deliver chineese food to people, and i dont find this too funny...
 

Yes, everyone knows that Chinese food deliverers are popularly known for their pristine sense of humor.

[nomadcowatbk]

Many states have sale tax holiday weekends in August. These things might be good to try then.

[nomadcowatbk]

Anyone planning anything next Friday?

[rbcp]

I'd like to just walk around a Wal-Mart in a blue vest with buttons all over it and answer questions for customers.  Not sure if I'll be that ambitious though.  Especially so early in the morning.

[Magus]

I'd like to just walk around a Wal-Mart in a blue vest with buttons all over it and answer questions for customers.

What would you do, give them honest answers?
Because I don't think it'd be very smart to say 'fuck you' to a 300lb truck driver's face IRL.

[RushPwnsX]

I'd like to just walk around a Wal-Mart in a blue vest with buttons all over it and answer questions for customers.

There are a few reasons:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
And many many more. Don't ever get in the way of a poor fat persons wife and her new dishwasher.

I'd like to just walk around a Wal-Mart in a blue vest with buttons all over it and answer questions for customers.

What would you do, give them honest answers?
Because I don't think it'd be very smart to say 'fuck you' to a 300lb truck driver's face IRL.

It's the best possible place for a murder. All they have to do is throw you on the ground. Jesus, it'll be 911 all over again.

[rbcp]

I'd like to just walk around a Wal-Mart in a blue vest with buttons all over it and answer questions for customers.

What would you do, give them honest answers?
Because I don't think it'd be very smart to say 'fuck you' to a 300lb truck driver's face IRL.

Seems like it'd mostly be old house-wifey type people there and they'd be pretty unlikely to kick my ass.

[Skunkworks]

I'll be getting wireless adaptars at microcenter on black friday, probably a better use of your time. Who can beat $10 for a wireless N dongle?

Don't get in the way of a crazed 6'1" hacker and his cheap wireless N dongles!