PIZZA-PHONE

[Jo Nathen]

http://www.coolbuzz.org/entry/pizza-phone-don-t-bother-skipping-your-meals/

   Plugs in y our standard RJ Jack too! Woo! .....not.

[rbcp]

It's a funny idea, but then you realize you paid $177 for a phone that only dials one number.  And it's a land line phone.  Not one single person in America uses land lines anymore. 

Might be cool to program the White House number into it, so when guests come over and pick it up, a lady answers, "White House."  Or maybe if you're really into pranking some guy, you could program his number into it to make harassing phone calls easier.

[ApprenticePhreak]

Or maybe when you realize you've bought this device as to what kind of glutton toned fatass you've become when you NEED  line dedicated to pizza delivery.

[SpaceBison]

Why would it need a ringer? that must be the work of commies. 
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[SloFuze]

Why would it need a ringer? that must be the work of commies. 
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So the pizza guy can call back for directions...jewhiz, everybody knows that.

[handl3r]

why not just move into the apartment above the pizza place?

[SpaceBison]

Why would it need a ringer? that must be the work of commies. 
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So the pizza guy can call back for directions...jewhiz, everybody knows that.

You know they don't do that, they just let your pizza sit on a counter getting cold until you call them up again and bitch them out. Fark You Pizza Hut!!

[rbcp]

Here's a crazy idea that doesn't cost $177 - write the number to the pizza place  on the wall next to the phone.

I haven't had pizza delivered in at least 5 years now.  I prefer the tasty cheapness of Little Caesar's $5 pizzas.  Having Dominos delivered doesn't seem worth the tripled price, plus tip.

[Zell]

Here's a crazy idea that doesn't cost $177 - write the number to the pizza place  on the wall next to the phone.

I haven't had pizza delivered in at least 5 years now.  I prefer the tasty cheapness of Little Caesar's $5 pizzas.  Having Dominos delivered doesn't seem worth the tripled price, plus tip.

Whatever happened to Little Caesar's commercials, anyway?

[afreak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7pPajOvQGo

I prefer Pizza Party.

[SloFuze]

Here's a crazy idea that doesn't cost $177 - write the number to the pizza place on the wall next to the phone.

I haven't had pizza delivered in at least 5 years now.  I prefer the tasty cheapness of Little Caesar's $5 pizzas.  Having Domino's delivered doesn't seem worth the tripled price, plus tip.

You tip? I only tip if I planing to order from the same place soon because I don't want toppings I didn't order.

[ApprenticePhreak]

Here's a crazy idea that doesn't cost $177 - write the number to the pizza place  on the wall next to the phone.

I haven't had pizza delivered in at least 5 years now.  I prefer the tasty cheapness of Little Caesar's $5 pizzas.  Having Dominos delivered doesn't seem worth the tripled price, plus tip.

I personally prefer Tostinos pizza. It's a buck-twelve, takes 18 minuets to cook and it comes out nice and crispy.

[ravenmaddox]

Here's a crazy idea that doesn't cost $177 - write the number to the pizza place  on the wall next to the phone.

I haven't had pizza delivered in at least 5 years now.  I prefer the tasty cheapness of Little Caesar's $5 pizzas.  Having Dominos delivered doesn't seem worth the tripled price, plus tip.

I personally prefer Tostinos pizza. It's a buck-twelve, takes 18 minuets to cook and it comes out nice and crispy.

I just ate one of those for breakfast this morning. Hamburger pizza. It cooked while I took my shower. Feels like I am saving time that way.

[MattGSX]

I buy cheap pizza and add my own ingredients. For the price it takes to add "ham" to a pizza, I can buy a package of tasty cold-cuts and use it on 3-5 pizzas, plus sandwiches. I don't buy anything with olives, as I always have them in case the need for a martini strikes. Same goes for cheese, extra sauce (red sauce + oregano + basil + garlic powder + crushed red pepper), veggies, etc, etc. This way, I have tons of tasty things that I can use for many different meals, my toppings are mostly very fresh, and I can make whatever I want.

Now that I think about it, I'd be better off just making all of my own pizzas, except pizza crust fucking costs more than it does to just buy frozen pizzas and I don't have the time to bake pizza crusts.

[Jo Nathen]

I buy cheap pizza and add my own ingredients. For the price it takes to add "ham" to a pizza, I can buy a package of tasty cold-cuts and use it on 3-5 pizzas, plus sandwiches. I don't buy anything with olives, as I always have them in case the need for a martini strikes. Same goes for cheese, extra sauce (red sauce + oregano + basil + garlic powder + crushed red pepper), veggies, etc, etc. This way, I have tons of tasty things that I can use for many different meals, my toppings are mostly very fresh, and I can make whatever I want.

Now that I think about it, I'd be better off just making all of my own pizzas, except pizza crust fucking costs more than it does to just buy frozen pizzas and I don't have the time to bake pizza crusts.

One Thousand and 2 posts now my friend. Good work.