I used to date a girl named Tara Labelle. We actually met online and eventually IRL. Somehow, we ended up heavily making out and not even bothering to watch Hellboy (My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.). We then proceeded to meet up a lot, make out a lot, and just have a lot of love for one another.
Problems came in the relationship because both of us were very jealous of having people of the opposite sex around. Plus, we couldn't "monitor" each other because of the distance. So I admitted to her that I had a crush on another girl out of complete and utter guilt, and to stay honest. I really did care about our relationship. I let her know in as nice a way as possible that I still loved her and that I was feeling guilty for having feelings for someone else. She went completely apeshit and hung up on me.
Eventually she calls me back up and says she wants to break up with me. I'm shitting bricks at this point saying "What the hell?! Why? I was being honest. I don't think I even WANT to be with this girl". She goes off on a tangent and then says "We need to break up. But we can still be friends with benefits, right?". NOW I was angry. She had been using me for sex. What the hell else does "friends with benefits" mean? I hung up on her that time. She never called me back.
Fast forward a week. I'm obviously depressed because I think the relationship is over. At 9PM I get a call from Tara. Assuming she wanted to apologize, I pick up and immediately ask her what she wanted to talk about.
"Nothing", she said.
I was disappointed.
"Can you hang on a sec? I'll be right back"
"Okay"
So she leaves. Barely 30 seconds later, a male voice comes on the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi, who's this?"
"This is Tara's boyfriend."
WHAT?!
"Umm...no." I said. "I thought I was Tara's boyfriend. Who the heck is this? Is this a prank call?"
"Not really. So...I've been monitoring your computer by hacking it. Who is Gabby? She a friend of yours?"
Gaby was my friend from Australia. "Yeah"
"Well, why is Gabby saying she loves you? And why are you replying back saying that you love her?"
At this point, I knew that he wasn't kidding. I quickly ran AVG and found a known Trojan on my system. He was definitely hacking me.
"Listen, you fucker, why are you hacking me?"
"She asked me to in order to see if you were cheating."
"We're broken up. It isn't cheating"
I don't really care about this guy right now, so I ask to talk to Tara. She came on and we argued for a good 30 minutes. Among the highlights were me calling her a slut, her telling me I was an awful boyfriend (lie) and her little boyfriend reciting chat logs of a sensitive nature.
Let's cut to the chase. It is 1 year later. I have done nothing to get revenge. I want it pretty badly. How do I do it?
