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Woman Calls 911 with a McNugget Emergency
« on: March 04, 2009, 05:25:29 PM »
Latreasa Goodman had an emergency. A food emergency: her local McDonald’s ran out of Chicken McNugget, so naturally she called 911!

    Told McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece meal, a local woman called 911.

    Three times.

    “This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman told police. “This is an emergency.”

    The McNugget meltdown happened last week at a McDonald’s in the 600 block of North U.S. 1 and ended with Goodman, 27, getting a notice to appear in court on a misuse of 911 charge, according to a recently released police report.

    Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final.

    “I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,” Goodman told police.


http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/mar/03/told-mcnuggets-ran-out-fort-pierce-woman-calls-911/ has the 911 audio.

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Re: Woman Calls 911 with a McNugget Emergency
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 05:35:38 AM »
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Re: Woman Calls 911 with a McNugget Emergency
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 11:43:18 AM »
I can see her logic, though. Well, sorta...

McDonalds sold her less than what she ordered.
Then they tried to give her a McDouble to make up for the difference, but she didn't want it.
She wanted a refund, and they wouldn't give her one.
This is, technically, a legal matter.
And who do you call when somebody breaks the law?
Why, the police of course!
And what's their number?
Why, 911 of course! (it's their emergency number, but probably the only one most people know).

So yeah,
She's still a Fatty Fat McFat Fuck if she cares that much about a few chicken nuggets
But I can see where she made the mistake.

Five years in jail should set her straight!

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Re: Woman Calls 911 with a McNugget Emergency
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 12:10:41 PM »
I hate that people think 911 is just a link to the police for any stupid thing you want to whine about, rather than the emergency line it actually is.

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Re: Woman Calls 911 with a McNugget Emergency
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 10:45:12 PM »
Thats messed up.

Still though, wouldn't it have been more commonplace to like, ring your lawer first?