Step 1: Hax into Wal-Mart Photo Studio Voicemail system and listen to messages.
Step 2: Pretend to be Wal-Mart employee returning phone calls at ungodly hours
Step 3:
Step 4: Profit!
P.S.: I didn't record these; a friend did them tonight and sent them to me. He's got ground hum in his system for some reason. I did my best to clean it up, but some persists. Sorry about that. Also, he wanted me to note that, when he's giggling like a little schoolgirl, his phone is muted, but his mic isn't, so even though the recording picked it up, the person he was harassing couldn't hear.
I'll post MP3s if enough people bitch about the awg forbis.
Enjoy!
Kara's ApointmentEric's Interviewedit: frist psot! hope I did it right